Mock the Week Quote

Russell Howard: Don't be angry, but while you were getting petrol, I shagged your iPhone.
Andy Parsons: ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?
Hugh Dennis: (Imitating arnold schwarzenegger) In 300 miles, you will realise this gimmicky voice was a terrible mistake.
Andy Parsons: Turn right at the next junction for a bloody good dogging site.
Hugh Dennis: Turn right. Wrong. I didn't say "Sat Nav Says".
Russell Howard: Bear left. And over to the right, squirrel!
Hugh Dennis: (looks around) Where the fuck are we?

TV Show: Mock the Week

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