Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: (In a Middle Eastern voice) As a terrorist, I've been watching "Countdown" with interest. It is rubbish, nothing happens!
Andy Parsons: Dear News 24: Go to bed.
Ed Byrne: Dear Channel 5, isn't it just about time you called it a day? No one will mourn.
Hugh Dennis: I'm writing to thank you. On Sunday afternoon, while I was watching with my wife, I was urged to press the red button. I did, and she had her first orgasm in 20 years.
Ed Byrne: Dear Channel 4, why don't you pricks book me for any of your shows?
Andy Parsons: Dear "Points Of View", who shall I write to if I think "Points Of View" is shit?
Hugh Dennis: Dear Fiver: If I give you a tenner, will you stop broadcasting?
Russell Howard: Dear Channel 4, why not liven up "Deal Or No Deal" by putting a nail bomb in one of the boxes?
Andy Parsons: Dear News 24: Go to bed.
Ed Byrne: Dear Channel 5, isn't it just about time you called it a day? No one will mourn.
Hugh Dennis: I'm writing to thank you. On Sunday afternoon, while I was watching with my wife, I was urged to press the red button. I did, and she had her first orgasm in 20 years.
Ed Byrne: Dear Channel 4, why don't you pricks book me for any of your shows?
Andy Parsons: Dear "Points Of View", who shall I write to if I think "Points Of View" is shit?
Hugh Dennis: Dear Fiver: If I give you a tenner, will you stop broadcasting?
Russell Howard: Dear Channel 4, why not liven up "Deal Or No Deal" by putting a nail bomb in one of the boxes?
TV Show: Mock the Week
