Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: We apologize to customers recently alighted at Northampton. I opened the wrong doors.
Micky Flanagan: Could all the people shopping here at Housestub please accept the fact that you are piss-poor?
Andy Parsons: Clean up required in the magazine aisle between "Loaded" and "Nuts"!
Hugh Dennis: Would the parents of the lost child please pick up at the meeting point? Madonna is trying to buy him.
Diane Morgan: I'd like to remind customers that our special offer this week is 100% off German Bean Sprouts.
Andy Parsons: If you would like to upgrade to first class, then you should gone to school and got a better job.
Chris Addison: Could the small boy holding the owls stop running at the wall between Platforms 9 and 10?
Hugh Dennis: Would the man on Pump Number 4 please remove the nozzle from the backside of the man on Pump Number 6?
Micky Flanagan: Could the owner of the Ford Fiesta 1100 in the car park with the tinted windows in the ghosted like- told you like that, mate.
Ed Byrne: Uh, uh, uh, I can't remember what the code is. Um, would Mr. Fire please report to the kitchen? That's Mr. Out Of Control Fire. Please report to the kitchen before it's too late. I don't want to start a panic.
Diane Morgan: The train now approaching Platforms 3, 4, and 5 is the derailed credit card train from Swansea.
Chris Addison: Would the owners of a Black Jaguar please move it as it's attacking the customers.
Andy Parsons: This is your captain speaking. You can now turn on your mobile phones as you'll need to text your loved ones goodbye. We're plummeting into the sea.
Micky Flanagan: Could all the people shopping here at Housestub please accept the fact that you are piss-poor?
Andy Parsons: Clean up required in the magazine aisle between "Loaded" and "Nuts"!
Hugh Dennis: Would the parents of the lost child please pick up at the meeting point? Madonna is trying to buy him.
Diane Morgan: I'd like to remind customers that our special offer this week is 100% off German Bean Sprouts.
Andy Parsons: If you would like to upgrade to first class, then you should gone to school and got a better job.
Chris Addison: Could the small boy holding the owls stop running at the wall between Platforms 9 and 10?
Hugh Dennis: Would the man on Pump Number 4 please remove the nozzle from the backside of the man on Pump Number 6?
Micky Flanagan: Could the owner of the Ford Fiesta 1100 in the car park with the tinted windows in the ghosted like- told you like that, mate.
Ed Byrne: Uh, uh, uh, I can't remember what the code is. Um, would Mr. Fire please report to the kitchen? That's Mr. Out Of Control Fire. Please report to the kitchen before it's too late. I don't want to start a panic.
Diane Morgan: The train now approaching Platforms 3, 4, and 5 is the derailed credit card train from Swansea.
Chris Addison: Would the owners of a Black Jaguar please move it as it's attacking the customers.
Andy Parsons: This is your captain speaking. You can now turn on your mobile phones as you'll need to text your loved ones goodbye. We're plummeting into the sea.
TV Show: Mock the Week
