Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: And now to upset children everywhere, it's Peppa Pig... in pepper sauce.
Chris Addison: Oh God, oh, Oh God, oh, oh--- and Nigella will be back at the same time next week.
Stewart Francis: Up next, Ryan Giggs appears on "Footballers' Wives".
Andy Parsons: Up next on Channel 4, Live from Switzerland, it's "Come Die With Me".
Seann Walsh: And now for a special episode of "Planet Earth" where six chimpanzees will watch David Attenbourough have sex.
Hugh Dennis: Now is the time I have to be extremely careful, cuase the next program is about Roald Dahl, genius behind Willy Wanker's choc- bollocks.
Ava Vidal: Next on the History Channel, "WWII In Color". Look away if you don't want to know how it ends.
Andy Parsons: Just to clear up some confusion for our regular viewers, ITV2+1 is not the same as ITV3.
Hugh Dennis: First though, there's a serial killer on the loose... in "Balamory".
Andy Parsons: If you've been affected by some of the issues in "Eastenders", they must have been acting it better than they usually do.
Seann Walsh: And now, "Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" for the hard of hearing. (makes random hand movements)
Chris Addison: You're watching The Dignitas Channel. For God's sake, don't press the red button!
Andy Parsons: Next up, it's "Bargain Hunt", which is also rhyming slang for the bloke who presents it.
Hugh Dennis: Right now, Kate Humble's in the lambing shed. (groans)
Chris Addison: Oh God, oh, Oh God, oh, oh--- and Nigella will be back at the same time next week.
Stewart Francis: Up next, Ryan Giggs appears on "Footballers' Wives".
Andy Parsons: Up next on Channel 4, Live from Switzerland, it's "Come Die With Me".
Seann Walsh: And now for a special episode of "Planet Earth" where six chimpanzees will watch David Attenbourough have sex.
Hugh Dennis: Now is the time I have to be extremely careful, cuase the next program is about Roald Dahl, genius behind Willy Wanker's choc- bollocks.
Ava Vidal: Next on the History Channel, "WWII In Color". Look away if you don't want to know how it ends.
Andy Parsons: Just to clear up some confusion for our regular viewers, ITV2+1 is not the same as ITV3.
Hugh Dennis: First though, there's a serial killer on the loose... in "Balamory".
Andy Parsons: If you've been affected by some of the issues in "Eastenders", they must have been acting it better than they usually do.
Seann Walsh: And now, "Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" for the hard of hearing. (makes random hand movements)
Chris Addison: You're watching The Dignitas Channel. For God's sake, don't press the red button!
Andy Parsons: Next up, it's "Bargain Hunt", which is also rhyming slang for the bloke who presents it.
Hugh Dennis: Right now, Kate Humble's in the lambing shed. (groans)
TV Show: Mock the Week
