Mock the Week Quote
Hugh Dennis: Well, at two sets down, let's see what he's got in his locker. He's not gonna be there for 20 minutes, I've got a crowbar...
Andy Parsons: Serena Williams has been seeded... you gotta admire the bravery of that bloke.
Milton Jones: Hello, I'm Sue Barker. You may remember my father, Chew Barker.
Hugh Dennis: Well, they say that the All-England Club is a bit behind the times, and that's why this small boy has just had his hand chopped off for stealing a strawberry.
Milton Jones: I am a tennis umpire, and gay, and it wasn't easy to come OUT!
Alun Cochrane: What a fantastic slice, but I do think the All-England Club will insist she wears knickers again next year.
Zoe Lyons: FUCK OFF, TIM!
Hugh Dennis: Well, how did the umpire get up there? I think he used the stepladder.
Milton Jones: Of course this year, the British players play a lot better. If we look at the graph here, we see huge biceps and an angry- sorry, Steffi, wrong graph.
Andy Parsons: And for any of our Scottish viewers, what you can see there in that glass of Pims is fruit.
Micky Flanagan: Andy Murray here, and Andy Murray not going to be able to make it here today, but we do have his cab driver on the other line. Can you tell us what's occured? I couldn't get in the key!
Alun Cochrane: And the mound has taken a pounding in the last four nights, and I think the All-England Club is fine with it as long as it doesn't affect the tennis.
Andy Parsons: Serena Williams has been seeded... you gotta admire the bravery of that bloke.
Milton Jones: Hello, I'm Sue Barker. You may remember my father, Chew Barker.
Hugh Dennis: Well, they say that the All-England Club is a bit behind the times, and that's why this small boy has just had his hand chopped off for stealing a strawberry.
Milton Jones: I am a tennis umpire, and gay, and it wasn't easy to come OUT!
Alun Cochrane: What a fantastic slice, but I do think the All-England Club will insist she wears knickers again next year.
Zoe Lyons: FUCK OFF, TIM!
Hugh Dennis: Well, how did the umpire get up there? I think he used the stepladder.
Milton Jones: Of course this year, the British players play a lot better. If we look at the graph here, we see huge biceps and an angry- sorry, Steffi, wrong graph.
Andy Parsons: And for any of our Scottish viewers, what you can see there in that glass of Pims is fruit.
Micky Flanagan: Andy Murray here, and Andy Murray not going to be able to make it here today, but we do have his cab driver on the other line. Can you tell us what's occured? I couldn't get in the key!
Alun Cochrane: And the mound has taken a pounding in the last four nights, and I think the All-England Club is fine with it as long as it doesn't affect the tennis.
TV Show: Mock the Week
