Modern Family Quotes
Gloria: [to Jay and Manny, about learning to ride a bike] You two have fun. I pass. It makes no sense. There's no reason that thing should stay upright.
Jay: There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
Jay: There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
TV Show: Modern Family
Phil: [about Alex putting pressure on herself to do well on her exam] This is my fault. You see me achieve excellence and it puts a lot of pressure on you.
Claire: What about me?
Phil: Sorry. Yeah. It puts a lot of pressure on both of you.
Claire: What about me?
Phil: Sorry. Yeah. It puts a lot of pressure on both of you.
TV Show: Modern Family
Mitchell: [about his night with Tracy] After that I didn't return any of her phone calls, and I haven't seen her since.
Cameron: [to Lily, who stole the sunglasses] You naughty little girl!
Mitchell: Well, you know that's what happens when you give me Kahlua.
Cameron: [to Lily, who stole the sunglasses] You naughty little girl!
Mitchell: Well, you know that's what happens when you give me Kahlua.
TV Show: Modern Family