Monk Quote
[Monk and Sharona arrive at the crime scene]
Adrian Monk: Captain! I see the circus is in town.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, yes. It’s gonna get a lot worse.
Sharona Fleming: Captian, Adrian wants to talk to you about our fee.
Adrian Monk: [noticing another man] That the shooter?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, Archie Modine. He’s an ex-cop. He was second lieutenant in Palo Alto. I already checked him out. He was a straight up good cop. Now, he’s the head of security at CK Pharmaceuticals.
Sharona Fleming: Uh, Captain. About our fee, we want—
Adrian Monk: Sharona.
Sharona Fleming: We want to talk.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, please. [to Stottlemeyer] Walk me through it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It’s pretty routine till we get to the punch line. Modine and his date are walking to their car over here. The, uh, perp is over here. Now, the perp pops out with a knife. Modine pulls out his piece. .38 caliber. I already called. He’s licensed. Bang. Bang. Bang. Three in the chest.
Adrian Monk: So, I just have one question. What am I doing here?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Here comes the punch line: Our perp is Sidney Teal.
Sharona Fleming: The computer guy?
Adrian Monk: Get out of town.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Take a look. [lifts up the canvas covering the late Sidney Teal] That’s what $5 billion looks like.
Adrian Monk: Get out of town. What in God’s name was he doing? [Stottlemeyer puts Teal's false mustache in an evidence bag]
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think maybe, that this is how he got his kicks. I mean, that kind of money can make a person crazy.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. I wouldn’t know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: <
Adrian Monk: Captain! I see the circus is in town.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, yes. It’s gonna get a lot worse.
Sharona Fleming: Captian, Adrian wants to talk to you about our fee.
Adrian Monk: [noticing another man] That the shooter?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, Archie Modine. He’s an ex-cop. He was second lieutenant in Palo Alto. I already checked him out. He was a straight up good cop. Now, he’s the head of security at CK Pharmaceuticals.
Sharona Fleming: Uh, Captain. About our fee, we want—
Adrian Monk: Sharona.
Sharona Fleming: We want to talk.
Adrian Monk: Sharona, please. [to Stottlemeyer] Walk me through it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It’s pretty routine till we get to the punch line. Modine and his date are walking to their car over here. The, uh, perp is over here. Now, the perp pops out with a knife. Modine pulls out his piece. .38 caliber. I already called. He’s licensed. Bang. Bang. Bang. Three in the chest.
Adrian Monk: So, I just have one question. What am I doing here?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Here comes the punch line: Our perp is Sidney Teal.
Sharona Fleming: The computer guy?
Adrian Monk: Get out of town.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Take a look. [lifts up the canvas covering the late Sidney Teal] That’s what $5 billion looks like.
Adrian Monk: Get out of town. What in God’s name was he doing? [Stottlemeyer puts Teal's false mustache in an evidence bag]
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think maybe, that this is how he got his kicks. I mean, that kind of money can make a person crazy.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. I wouldn’t know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: <
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