Monk Quote
[Sharona, Disher, Monk, and Stottlemeyer are in a "Mega-Mart" warehouse.]
Sharona: Tired?
Disher: I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona: Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Disher: She's not imaginary.
Sharona: [Sarcastically] Really? What's her name?
Disher: Crystal.
Sharona: [Sees box labeled "Crystal Glassware"] What's her last name? Glassware?
Disher: No, it's Smith.
Sharona: You have a picture?
Disher: [Takes picture from wallet, gives picture to Sharona]
Sharona: Oh, she's pretty. [Turns over picture] Randy, this came with the wallet!
Disher: Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.
Sharona: That's sad.
Disher: Sharona, she's one of the world's top five wallet models!
Sharona: Tired?
Disher: I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona: Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Disher: She's not imaginary.
Sharona: [Sarcastically] Really? What's her name?
Disher: Crystal.
Sharona: [Sees box labeled "Crystal Glassware"] What's her last name? Glassware?
Disher: No, it's Smith.
Sharona: You have a picture?
Disher: [Takes picture from wallet, gives picture to Sharona]
Sharona: Oh, she's pretty. [Turns over picture] Randy, this came with the wallet!
Disher: Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.
Sharona: That's sad.
Disher: Sharona, she's one of the world's top five wallet models!
TV Show: Monk
