Monk Quote
[first lines]
[Rusty delivers lunch to his crew]
Rusty: All right, gentlemen! Here they are. Get 'em while they're warm.
First Fireman: Hey Rusty, what's in these? In case my doctor needs to know.
Rusty: Let me tell you wise guys something: when I was on payroll, we respected our elders. I come in here, I volunteer, do I get a "Thank you, Rusty?" No, I get jokes! And they aren't even funny jokes! They're old and stale.
Captain Stockton: Come on, Rusty, we all love you! You know that! Look, I'm eating one! [takes a bite out of his sandwich. Monk walks into the garage carrying a container of smoke alarms]
Adrian Monk: Hey, hey, Karl with a "K."
Captain Stockton: Aw, hell, he's back.
Adrian Monk: Hey Chucky, you missed a spot. [comes up to the table] Captain, can you believe it's been a year already?
Captain Stockton: You know, Mr. Monk, I told you you can test those smoke alarms at home by yourself.
Adrian Monk: Yes, I know but, I'd rather you guys did it. You're the experts, right? [The station's call alarm goes off. Everyone stops what they are doing and immediately runs for the ladder equipment. Someone hands Stockton a slip of paper]
Captain Stockton: House fire, three alarm. Mr. Monk, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait.
Adrian Monk: Captain, I was here first.
Captain Stockton: Sir, there is a house burning down five blocks away. Don't you think that should take a priority right now? [Monk turns to Rusty]
Adrian Monk: Uhhhh... [turns back towards the fire captain, who is now climbing into the cab of Engine #53]
Captain Stockton: Don't you? [Monk turns back towards Rusty. Behind him, Engine #53's brakes release]
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[Rusty delivers lunch to his crew]
Rusty: All right, gentlemen! Here they are. Get 'em while they're warm.
First Fireman: Hey Rusty, what's in these? In case my doctor needs to know.
Rusty: Let me tell you wise guys something: when I was on payroll, we respected our elders. I come in here, I volunteer, do I get a "Thank you, Rusty?" No, I get jokes! And they aren't even funny jokes! They're old and stale.
Captain Stockton: Come on, Rusty, we all love you! You know that! Look, I'm eating one! [takes a bite out of his sandwich. Monk walks into the garage carrying a container of smoke alarms]
Adrian Monk: Hey, hey, Karl with a "K."
Captain Stockton: Aw, hell, he's back.
Adrian Monk: Hey Chucky, you missed a spot. [comes up to the table] Captain, can you believe it's been a year already?
Captain Stockton: You know, Mr. Monk, I told you you can test those smoke alarms at home by yourself.
Adrian Monk: Yes, I know but, I'd rather you guys did it. You're the experts, right? [The station's call alarm goes off. Everyone stops what they are doing and immediately runs for the ladder equipment. Someone hands Stockton a slip of paper]
Captain Stockton: House fire, three alarm. Mr. Monk, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait.
Adrian Monk: Captain, I was here first.
Captain Stockton: Sir, there is a house burning down five blocks away. Don't you think that should take a priority right now? [Monk turns to Rusty]
Adrian Monk: Uhhhh... [turns back towards the fire captain, who is now climbing into the cab of Engine #53]
Captain Stockton: Don't you? [Monk turns back towards Rusty. Behind him, Engine #53's brakes release]
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