Monk Quote
[Monk and Natalie arrive at the police station]
Natalie Teeger: Captain.
Adrian Monk: Captain, for the record, this was all her idea. I mean, I wouldn't be here if I couldn't drive or had anything else to do.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: OK, I give up. What is it? [Natalie produces a check]
Natalie Teeger: It's a $34 dry cleaning bill to clean the shirt and jacket that Mr. Monk ruined when he ran through the poultry farm to recover the ransom money in the Jimmy Creskow kidnapping case. What are you gonna do about it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Try to ignore it.
Natalie Teeger: No-no-no-no. We've already submitted this twice. It is a work-related expense, and we are entitled to compensation!
Adrian Monk: Not my idea.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Look, I couldn't agree with you more. I believe you guys are entitled to every dime you can get. But there's nothing I can do about it. Lieutenant Disher is the Disbursement Coordinator.
Natalie Teeger: Okay, where is he?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Uh, he's not here. He called in sick.
Adrian Monk: Is he okay?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You know, he didn't sound too good. He's got a bad fever and he's got a cough.
Adrian Monk: With that phlegmy flu thing?
Natalie Teeger: Okay, if Randy isn't here, who is in charge of payout?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That would be the Assistant Disbursement Coordinator.
Natalie Teeger: And who is that?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: We don't have one. Is there anything else?
Adrian Monk: No, that about covers it.
Natalie Teeger: Captain.
Adrian Monk: Captain, for the record, this was all her idea. I mean, I wouldn't be here if I couldn't drive or had anything else to do.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: OK, I give up. What is it? [Natalie produces a check]
Natalie Teeger: It's a $34 dry cleaning bill to clean the shirt and jacket that Mr. Monk ruined when he ran through the poultry farm to recover the ransom money in the Jimmy Creskow kidnapping case. What are you gonna do about it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Try to ignore it.
Natalie Teeger: No-no-no-no. We've already submitted this twice. It is a work-related expense, and we are entitled to compensation!
Adrian Monk: Not my idea.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Look, I couldn't agree with you more. I believe you guys are entitled to every dime you can get. But there's nothing I can do about it. Lieutenant Disher is the Disbursement Coordinator.
Natalie Teeger: Okay, where is he?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Uh, he's not here. He called in sick.
Adrian Monk: Is he okay?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You know, he didn't sound too good. He's got a bad fever and he's got a cough.
Adrian Monk: With that phlegmy flu thing?
Natalie Teeger: Okay, if Randy isn't here, who is in charge of payout?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That would be the Assistant Disbursement Coordinator.
Natalie Teeger: And who is that?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: We don't have one. Is there anything else?
Adrian Monk: No, that about covers it.
TV Show: Monk
