Monk Quote
Adrian Monk: How long do you think I was in there?
Natalie Teeger: I don't know, Mr. Monk. Maybe a minute.
Adrian Monk: It was rough. It was like some kind of medieval torture device.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, I know. I actually read for the Spanish Inquisition. They used to lock people in port-a-johns.
Adrian Monk: That wouldn't surprise me. [a stray blue beachball strikes Monk for the third time] Ow. Natalie, it's-it's time to go. [He starts to walk away]
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk, we haven't found the Captain's son. [Kendra Frank comes up to them]
Kendra Frank: Excuse me. I heard some cops talking back there. They said you're some kind of detective.
Adrian Monk: That's true. I am some kind of detective.
Kendra Frank: Hi, I'm Kendra Frank. I'm a roadie for Trafalgar. [She shakes hands with Natalie and then with Monk. Monk hands her a wipe] I was a friend of Stork's. I was more than his friend. I was his sponsor at Narcotics Anonymous.
Natalie Teeger: Uh-huh. And Stork is?
Kendra Frank: The roadie. The roadie they just found.
Natalie Teeger: Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
Adrian Monk: Stork?
Kendra Frank: His real name was Greg Murray. Look, they're trying to say that he OD'd, all right, but that's not possible. He's been clean for 17 months. I know; I talked to him about it every day.
Natalie Teeger: But, Kendra, we were there. We saw a needle in his arm.
Kendra Frank: That's how I know something's wrong. Stork was completely phobic about needles. He was the only roadie I ever met that didn't have a tattoo. I mean he missed a whole South American tour last year because he wouldn't get vaccinated.
Natalie Teeger: Maybe he got over it
Natalie Teeger: I don't know, Mr. Monk. Maybe a minute.
Adrian Monk: It was rough. It was like some kind of medieval torture device.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, I know. I actually read for the Spanish Inquisition. They used to lock people in port-a-johns.
Adrian Monk: That wouldn't surprise me. [a stray blue beachball strikes Monk for the third time] Ow. Natalie, it's-it's time to go. [He starts to walk away]
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk, we haven't found the Captain's son. [Kendra Frank comes up to them]
Kendra Frank: Excuse me. I heard some cops talking back there. They said you're some kind of detective.
Adrian Monk: That's true. I am some kind of detective.
Kendra Frank: Hi, I'm Kendra Frank. I'm a roadie for Trafalgar. [She shakes hands with Natalie and then with Monk. Monk hands her a wipe] I was a friend of Stork's. I was more than his friend. I was his sponsor at Narcotics Anonymous.
Natalie Teeger: Uh-huh. And Stork is?
Kendra Frank: The roadie. The roadie they just found.
Natalie Teeger: Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.
Adrian Monk: Stork?
Kendra Frank: His real name was Greg Murray. Look, they're trying to say that he OD'd, all right, but that's not possible. He's been clean for 17 months. I know; I talked to him about it every day.
Natalie Teeger: But, Kendra, we were there. We saw a needle in his arm.
Kendra Frank: That's how I know something's wrong. Stork was completely phobic about needles. He was the only roadie I ever met that didn't have a tattoo. I mean he missed a whole South American tour last year because he wouldn't get vaccinated.
Natalie Teeger: Maybe he got over it
TV Show: Monk
