Monk Quote
[Noticing Randy in the crowd, Stottlemeyer calls him from a few feet away.]
Lt. Randall Disher: [feigning illness] Hello?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Hey, Randy. How ya doing, buddy? I-I was worried about you.
Lt. Randall Disher: Captain?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yep?
Lt. Randall Disher: [fake coughs] What time is it?
[Long pause]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh I'm sorry! Did I wake you up? Hey, what's that music I hear?
Lt. Randall Disher: Oh, [fake coughs] it's my stereo. It's broken. I can't turn it down.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: It's LOUD!
Lt. Randall Disher: Listen, Captain, thanks for calling.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sure.
Lt. Randall Disher: I'm going to get up now and make myself some soup.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Soup? Yeah soup is good; fluids are good. Drink plenty of fluids.
Lt. Randall Disher: Fluids. Okay, thanks for calling, Captain.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Take care. [Randy hangs up, turns to a woman next to him and says]
Lt. Randall Disher: My boss! [Stottlemeyer puts his hand on Randy's shoulder] Whoa. Captain.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant.
Lt. Randall Disher: Did you, uh, did you call in sick, too?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No, Randy. I'm looking for Jared.
Lt. Randall Disher: Well, here's what happened with me: I was on my way to a doctor, and uh... I got nothing. Let's go find Jared. [takes one last sip from his beer bottle before putting it down and walking away with Stottlemeyer]
Lt. Randall Disher: [feigning illness] Hello?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Hey, Randy. How ya doing, buddy? I-I was worried about you.
Lt. Randall Disher: Captain?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yep?
Lt. Randall Disher: [fake coughs] What time is it?
[Long pause]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh I'm sorry! Did I wake you up? Hey, what's that music I hear?
Lt. Randall Disher: Oh, [fake coughs] it's my stereo. It's broken. I can't turn it down.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: It's LOUD!
Lt. Randall Disher: Listen, Captain, thanks for calling.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sure.
Lt. Randall Disher: I'm going to get up now and make myself some soup.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Soup? Yeah soup is good; fluids are good. Drink plenty of fluids.
Lt. Randall Disher: Fluids. Okay, thanks for calling, Captain.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Take care. [Randy hangs up, turns to a woman next to him and says]
Lt. Randall Disher: My boss! [Stottlemeyer puts his hand on Randy's shoulder] Whoa. Captain.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant.
Lt. Randall Disher: Did you, uh, did you call in sick, too?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No, Randy. I'm looking for Jared.
Lt. Randall Disher: Well, here's what happened with me: I was on my way to a doctor, and uh... I got nothing. Let's go find Jared. [takes one last sip from his beer bottle before putting it down and walking away with Stottlemeyer]
TV Show: Monk
