Monk Quote
[Monk, Natalie and Kendra locate and question Kris Kedder, who is playing "Peggy's Gone to Memphis"]
Kris Kedder: [singing] "Peggy's gone to Memphis / Daddy's all alone..." [Monk, Natalie and Kendra come up. Kedder stops]
Kendra Frank: Excuse me. This is Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger. They're with the cops.
Kris Kedder: Cops?
Kendra Frank: Yeah, they're looking into what happened to Stork.
Kris Kedder: What's the big mystery? He's been chasing that dragon for years. I tried to help him.
Kendra Frank: When did you try to help him? [to Monk] See now that he's dead, everyone's his best friend. Where were you when he was sinking?
Kris Kedder: Where were you? [he starts playing again] "Peggy's gone to Memphis / She didn't wanna go / Signed that piece of paper / Now Daddy's all alone..."
Natalie Teeger: That's a nice song.
Kris Kedder: Thank you. It comes out next week. You should buy a copy. In fact, buy two. I've got my eyes on this new beachhouse.
Adrian Monk: You are Kris Kedder, the famous rock-and-roll... song singer? [Several young women behind Kedder blush]
Kris Kedder: I guess I am. [Monk produces the guitar string from the outhouse]
Adrian Monk: Right. This was found at the crime scene. It is from a 12 string guitar.
Natalie Teeger: You're the only musician that has one.
Kris Kedder: I am.
Roadie: So what are you saying? That Stork was strangled?
Adrian Monk: I'm not saying anything. Just asking questions. Let's all just chill, you know, out.
Kris Kedder: Hey man, anybody could have taken it. I don't lock my case.
[He plays another chord, off-key]
Adrian Monk: You'
Kris Kedder: [singing] "Peggy's gone to Memphis / Daddy's all alone..." [Monk, Natalie and Kendra come up. Kedder stops]
Kendra Frank: Excuse me. This is Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger. They're with the cops.
Kris Kedder: Cops?
Kendra Frank: Yeah, they're looking into what happened to Stork.
Kris Kedder: What's the big mystery? He's been chasing that dragon for years. I tried to help him.
Kendra Frank: When did you try to help him? [to Monk] See now that he's dead, everyone's his best friend. Where were you when he was sinking?
Kris Kedder: Where were you? [he starts playing again] "Peggy's gone to Memphis / She didn't wanna go / Signed that piece of paper / Now Daddy's all alone..."
Natalie Teeger: That's a nice song.
Kris Kedder: Thank you. It comes out next week. You should buy a copy. In fact, buy two. I've got my eyes on this new beachhouse.
Adrian Monk: You are Kris Kedder, the famous rock-and-roll... song singer? [Several young women behind Kedder blush]
Kris Kedder: I guess I am. [Monk produces the guitar string from the outhouse]
Adrian Monk: Right. This was found at the crime scene. It is from a 12 string guitar.
Natalie Teeger: You're the only musician that has one.
Kris Kedder: I am.
Roadie: So what are you saying? That Stork was strangled?
Adrian Monk: I'm not saying anything. Just asking questions. Let's all just chill, you know, out.
Kris Kedder: Hey man, anybody could have taken it. I don't lock my case.
[He plays another chord, off-key]
Adrian Monk: You'
TV Show: Monk
