Monk Quote
[Monk notices that Natalie is drinking a bottle of mouthwash]
Adrian Monk: Are you drinking that? Where's the one whose been lecturing me all week about compassion and tolerance?
Natalie Teeger: OK you know what? It's not funny. You didn't have your tongue down his throat.
Adrian Monk: I shook hands with one.
Natalie Teeger: Your leper wasn't even a real leper! Mine's was the real deal!
Adrian Monk: You know the old saying, "There's no heart so black as the black, black heart of the phony leper."
Natalie Teeger: No. I never heard that one.
Adrian Monk: Are you drinking that? Where's the one whose been lecturing me all week about compassion and tolerance?
Natalie Teeger: OK you know what? It's not funny. You didn't have your tongue down his throat.
Adrian Monk: I shook hands with one.
Natalie Teeger: Your leper wasn't even a real leper! Mine's was the real deal!
Adrian Monk: You know the old saying, "There's no heart so black as the black, black heart of the phony leper."
Natalie Teeger: No. I never heard that one.
TV Show: Monk
