Monk Quote
[Monk is STILL scrubbing his hands the morning after he first meets Derek Bronson]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk! All you did was shake the man's hand!
Adrian Monk: You're right. This isn't enough.
Natalie Teeger: You've been washing your hands for six hours! I'm surprised you have any skin left.
[Monk takes out a can of kerosene, pours it all over his hand, and throws Natalie a lighter]
Natalie Teeger: What is that? Is that kerosene?!
Adrian Monk: Light me. Light me on fire.
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk, I'm not going to light your hand on fire!
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk! All you did was shake the man's hand!
Adrian Monk: You're right. This isn't enough.
Natalie Teeger: You've been washing your hands for six hours! I'm surprised you have any skin left.
[Monk takes out a can of kerosene, pours it all over his hand, and throws Natalie a lighter]
Natalie Teeger: What is that? Is that kerosene?!
Adrian Monk: Light me. Light me on fire.
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk, I'm not going to light your hand on fire!
TV Show: Monk
