Monk Quote
[The judge at the probate hearing wants to verify Monk's memory by having him describe his shirt while turned away]
Judge Lawrence Barr: Could you describe my shirt?
Adrian Monk: Which one?
Judge Lawrence Barr: Which one?
Adrian Monk: The shirt you're wearing or the shirt that your stenographer is wearing? That's your shirt, too, isn't it? You cut yourself shaving - there's a little drop of blood on her collar.
Judge Lawrence Barr: What are you implying?
Adrian Monk: You were having a sex affair on that couch. The cushions are all backwards, and one her earrings fell off. [He walks over to the couch, and picks up the earring in question with his tweezers] She must have torn her blouse. I can see it sticking out of her briefcase.
Judge Lawrence Barr: Could you describe my shirt?
Adrian Monk: Which one?
Judge Lawrence Barr: Which one?
Adrian Monk: The shirt you're wearing or the shirt that your stenographer is wearing? That's your shirt, too, isn't it? You cut yourself shaving - there's a little drop of blood on her collar.
Judge Lawrence Barr: What are you implying?
Adrian Monk: You were having a sex affair on that couch. The cushions are all backwards, and one her earrings fell off. [He walks over to the couch, and picks up the earring in question with his tweezers] She must have torn her blouse. I can see it sticking out of her briefcase.
TV Show: Monk
