Monk Quote
Adrian Monk: You know, Max, you look like you're out of shape. When you go to a restaurant, you don't use a fork. You use a harpoon.
Max Hudson: What?
Adrian Monk: You heard me. When you took your dog to the dog show, you won first prize, not your dog.
Max Hudson: [after long pause] Yeah, that's... not funny.
Adrian Monk: Yes it is.
Max Hudson: No, it's not.
Adrian Monk: Yes it is. You know who you remind me of? The hippie who came home and gave his dog fleas.
J.J.: Hippie? What year is this?
[short pause. A cricket chirping sound effect plays on J.J.'s computer, along with the sound of a howling coyote]
Adrian Monk: Actually, you remind me of several different hippies. Like the hippie who moved into a new apartment and it was six months before he realized that there was no hot water.
Max Hudson: What?
Adrian Monk: You heard me. When you took your dog to the dog show, you won first prize, not your dog.
Max Hudson: [after long pause] Yeah, that's... not funny.
Adrian Monk: Yes it is.
Max Hudson: No, it's not.
Adrian Monk: Yes it is. You know who you remind me of? The hippie who came home and gave his dog fleas.
J.J.: Hippie? What year is this?
[short pause. A cricket chirping sound effect plays on J.J.'s computer, along with the sound of a howling coyote]
Adrian Monk: Actually, you remind me of several different hippies. Like the hippie who moved into a new apartment and it was six months before he realized that there was no hot water.
TV Show: Monk
