Monk Quote
[Monk and Natalie arrive at Max Hudson's house]
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, I don't like that guy either. He's such a bully. Have you ever heard his show?
Adrian Monk: Can't say that I have. What station is he on?
Natalie Teeger: 99.9.
Adrian Monk: Ah, so close.
Natalie Teeger: I just don't see how he could have done it. Have you looked at this? So when Jeanette died, Max was on the air doing a live show, and the night before he's in Los Angeles at a party. He hasn't been home in two days.
Adrian Monk: I promised her sister I'd look into it. I had to; she was using up all my Kleenex. [They meet Linda Riggs at the front door] Hi.
Linda Riggs: I don't think he's home.
Adrian Monk: Did you tell him I was coming? [spots a welcome mat that says "GO AWAY"]
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk. That's not for you. It's a joke.
Adrian Monk: Really? How's that funny?
Natalie Teeger: Well, I guess it's funny because it says the opposite of what a welcome mat would normally say.
Adrian Monk: S-so it's an opposite joke?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
[a neighbor, walking his dog past the driveway, notices them]
Neighbor: He's not home! I live right over there. I saw him leave about two hours ago.
Linda Riggs: Okay.
Natalie Teeger: That's a nice dog.
Neighbor: Thank you.
Adrian Monk: That's a nice cat. [force laughs unconvincingly, then turns and wipes this thought]
Linda Riggs: [sighs] Okay that's it. This is still my sister's house. I'm going in. [She uses her own house keys to unlock the door. She leads Monk and Natalie up to Jeanette's room] This was where she was found, on the bed. This m
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, I don't like that guy either. He's such a bully. Have you ever heard his show?
Adrian Monk: Can't say that I have. What station is he on?
Natalie Teeger: 99.9.
Adrian Monk: Ah, so close.
Natalie Teeger: I just don't see how he could have done it. Have you looked at this? So when Jeanette died, Max was on the air doing a live show, and the night before he's in Los Angeles at a party. He hasn't been home in two days.
Adrian Monk: I promised her sister I'd look into it. I had to; she was using up all my Kleenex. [They meet Linda Riggs at the front door] Hi.
Linda Riggs: I don't think he's home.
Adrian Monk: Did you tell him I was coming? [spots a welcome mat that says "GO AWAY"]
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk. That's not for you. It's a joke.
Adrian Monk: Really? How's that funny?
Natalie Teeger: Well, I guess it's funny because it says the opposite of what a welcome mat would normally say.
Adrian Monk: S-so it's an opposite joke?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
[a neighbor, walking his dog past the driveway, notices them]
Neighbor: He's not home! I live right over there. I saw him leave about two hours ago.
Linda Riggs: Okay.
Natalie Teeger: That's a nice dog.
Neighbor: Thank you.
Adrian Monk: That's a nice cat. [force laughs unconvincingly, then turns and wipes this thought]
Linda Riggs: [sighs] Okay that's it. This is still my sister's house. I'm going in. [She uses her own house keys to unlock the door. She leads Monk and Natalie up to Jeanette's room] This was where she was found, on the bed. This m
TV Show: Monk
