Monk Quote
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[Dewey Jordan breaks into a house, and Rob Sherman is waiting for him]
Rob Sherman: You're late.
Dewey Jordan: What are you doing? You said the place was gonna be empty.
Rob Sherman: Change of plans. I decided to help out.
Dewey Jordan: Well, you're the boss.
Rob Sherman: That's right. I'm the boss. [Dewey gets ready to execute the scam] Hey. Did you wipe your feet?
Dewey Jordan: Yes, I did, as you said.
Rob Sherman: Good. You can start with these over here. [Dewey walks over to a glass case containing sports memorabilia and Sherman unlocks it]
Dewey Jordan: So how does this work? I mean, when do you call the insurance company?
Rob Sherman: I won't be calling the insurance company. [He conjures a gun in his left hand]
Dewey Jordan: What's that?
Rob Sherman: This, uh, this is your gun, Dewey.
Dewey Jordan: My gun? [Sherman promptly conjures another gun, a SIG-Sauer P226, in his right hand]
Rob Sherman: This one's mine. This is the one that, I'm gonna kill the intruder with.
Dewey Jordan: Intruder? [With a loud bang, Sherman shoots and kills Dewey, leaving a small puff of gunpowder residue in the air. His wife hears the noise]
Pam Sherman: [from upstairs] Rob? What was that? Are you all right?
Rob Sherman: I'm fine, Pam. Everything's fine. You'd better come down.
[She comes downstairs and turns on the lights]
Pam Sherman: That sounded like a gun. [She sees Dewey Jordan's body]
Rob Sherman: It was.
Pam Sherman: Rob, is he-is he dead? [pause] What did you do?
Rob Sherman: He had a gun. This one.
[Dewey Jordan breaks into a house, and Rob Sherman is waiting for him]
Rob Sherman: You're late.
Dewey Jordan: What are you doing? You said the place was gonna be empty.
Rob Sherman: Change of plans. I decided to help out.
Dewey Jordan: Well, you're the boss.
Rob Sherman: That's right. I'm the boss. [Dewey gets ready to execute the scam] Hey. Did you wipe your feet?
Dewey Jordan: Yes, I did, as you said.
Rob Sherman: Good. You can start with these over here. [Dewey walks over to a glass case containing sports memorabilia and Sherman unlocks it]
Dewey Jordan: So how does this work? I mean, when do you call the insurance company?
Rob Sherman: I won't be calling the insurance company. [He conjures a gun in his left hand]
Dewey Jordan: What's that?
Rob Sherman: This, uh, this is your gun, Dewey.
Dewey Jordan: My gun? [Sherman promptly conjures another gun, a SIG-Sauer P226, in his right hand]
Rob Sherman: This one's mine. This is the one that, I'm gonna kill the intruder with.
Dewey Jordan: Intruder? [With a loud bang, Sherman shoots and kills Dewey, leaving a small puff of gunpowder residue in the air. His wife hears the noise]
Pam Sherman: [from upstairs] Rob? What was that? Are you all right?
Rob Sherman: I'm fine, Pam. Everything's fine. You'd better come down.
[She comes downstairs and turns on the lights]
Pam Sherman: That sounded like a gun. [She sees Dewey Jordan's body]
Rob Sherman: It was.
Pam Sherman: Rob, is he-is he dead? [pause] What did you do?
Rob Sherman: He had a gun. This one.
TV Show: Monk
