Monk Quote
Kindergarten Teacher: They wanted to give you this. [hands Harold and Joey a poster from the kids]
Little Girl: It's a picture of you!
Harold Krenshaw: That's me, huh? [looking at the sketch of him on the poster] Well, I hope not! Look at the size of my head!
Joey Krenshaw: I'm surprised you can stand up!
[They laugh together]
Harold Krenshaw: [noticing an unusual bridge-shaped object on the poster] And what is that?
Little Boy: The Golden Gate Bridge.
Harold Krenshaw: Really! What's keeping it up? Magic? Because I don't see any suspension cables! Joey, you got a pen? [to the kids] What's the matter with you? [takes a Sharpie and draws suspension cables onto the kids' drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge]
Harold Krenshaw: NOW it's a bridge.
Joey Krenshaw: It's basic physics.
Kindergarten Teacher: They're only six years old.
Harold Krenshaw: They're not gonna learn any younger. That's what my Uncle Ronnie always says.
Joey Krenshaw: [notices an unusual looking thing in the upper left corner] What's this? A bird? My God, it must be 20 feet long!
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah! It looks like Mothra. Remember that old movie? [Harold and Joey make a scene imitating the screaming from Mothra, startling the two kids]
Kindergarten Teacher: [nervously] You're on the school board?
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah. [Joey takes a call on his cell phone. It's his uncle's doctor.]
Joey Krenshaw: Hello?
Dr. Levine: Mr. Krenshaw?
Joey Krenshaw: That's right.
Dr. Levine: This is Dr. Levine calling from Reno. You wanted me to call if there was a change in your uncle's condition.
Little Girl: It's a picture of you!
Harold Krenshaw: That's me, huh? [looking at the sketch of him on the poster] Well, I hope not! Look at the size of my head!
Joey Krenshaw: I'm surprised you can stand up!
[They laugh together]
Harold Krenshaw: [noticing an unusual bridge-shaped object on the poster] And what is that?
Little Boy: The Golden Gate Bridge.
Harold Krenshaw: Really! What's keeping it up? Magic? Because I don't see any suspension cables! Joey, you got a pen? [to the kids] What's the matter with you? [takes a Sharpie and draws suspension cables onto the kids' drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge]
Harold Krenshaw: NOW it's a bridge.
Joey Krenshaw: It's basic physics.
Kindergarten Teacher: They're only six years old.
Harold Krenshaw: They're not gonna learn any younger. That's what my Uncle Ronnie always says.
Joey Krenshaw: [notices an unusual looking thing in the upper left corner] What's this? A bird? My God, it must be 20 feet long!
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah! It looks like Mothra. Remember that old movie? [Harold and Joey make a scene imitating the screaming from Mothra, startling the two kids]
Kindergarten Teacher: [nervously] You're on the school board?
Harold Krenshaw: Yeah. [Joey takes a call on his cell phone. It's his uncle's doctor.]
Joey Krenshaw: Hello?
Dr. Levine: Mr. Krenshaw?
Joey Krenshaw: That's right.
Dr. Levine: This is Dr. Levine calling from Reno. You wanted me to call if there was a change in your uncle's condition.
TV Show: Monk
