Monk Quote
[Monk, Stottlemeyer, and Disher arrive at the second Julie Teeger crime scene in a cruiser]
Natalie Teeger: It's not her.
Adrian Monk: Another Julie Teeger? That's impossible.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Very nearly. [They start walking towards the body]
Natalie Teeger: But this one is totally different; it was an accident. She was a graduate student, she was on her bike, and some guy just hit her and kept on going.
Adrian Monk: But her name? Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lt. Randall Disher: You know, actually, these things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics; there was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery; the next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lt. Randall Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
[While Monk looks at the body, Stottlemeyer looks at the extensive damage Natalie has put on his new car, namely the fact that the hood has been smashed]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie Teeger: I took a shortcut. I... cut across the creek.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie Teeger: I know.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There is no bridge across the creek.
Natalie Teeger: Yes, I know.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie Teeger: Captain, I am sorry. I will pay for everything.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: It's okay. It's insured. [tries once more to get a smudge off the battered hood of the car]
Lt. Randall Disher: Yeah remember, sir, that you did say any parent would have
Natalie Teeger: It's not her.
Adrian Monk: Another Julie Teeger? That's impossible.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Very nearly. [They start walking towards the body]
Natalie Teeger: But this one is totally different; it was an accident. She was a graduate student, she was on her bike, and some guy just hit her and kept on going.
Adrian Monk: But her name? Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lt. Randall Disher: You know, actually, these things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics; there was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery; the next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lt. Randall Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
[While Monk looks at the body, Stottlemeyer looks at the extensive damage Natalie has put on his new car, namely the fact that the hood has been smashed]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie Teeger: I took a shortcut. I... cut across the creek.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie Teeger: I know.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There is no bridge across the creek.
Natalie Teeger: Yes, I know.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie Teeger: Captain, I am sorry. I will pay for everything.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: It's okay. It's insured. [tries once more to get a smudge off the battered hood of the car]
Lt. Randall Disher: Yeah remember, sir, that you did say any parent would have
TV Show: Monk
