Monk Quote
[A woman is watching her daughter practice Chopin's Prelude in A Major. The doorbell rings]
Mother: Don't stop honey, you're doing great. No slouching. [She answers the door, and two police officers come in] What is it this time?
First Police Officer: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. We had another noise complaint.
Mother: You've gotta be kidding me. From who?
First Police Officer: He wouldn't give us his name. We figure it's the same guy.
[cuts to Natalie looking out the window of Monk's apartment]
Natalie Teeger: Oh, they're leaving! [Monk, who is sulking in the living room, comes over to the window]
Adrian Monk: Oh, finally! Is she in handcuffs? [He immediately realizes he's been proven wrong]
Natalie Teeger: I don't see her.
Adrian Monk: What? Why aren't they arresting her?! [He walks away and sighs] The justice system in this country is a joke. Oh, there she goes again. Natalie, you've gotta make her stop. I can't stand it.
Natalie Teeger: I still don't hear it!
Adrian Monk: You don't hear that! Are you kidding me?! She was practicing all night. I couldn't sleep; I kept reaching for the phone to call....
Natalie Teeger: Dr. Kroger. Yeah, I miss him too.
Adrian Monk: [mournfully] Actually, I left him two messages. I still can't believe it; a heart attack? I mean, I saw him the day before, he seemed fine.
Natalie Teeger: We'll find a new therapist. Come on, there has to be someone out there.
Adrian Monk: No, there's never gonna be anybody else. The man saved my life. You didn't know me before I met Dr. Kroger. I-I was a little messed up. He wasn't just a therapist; he was..... he was Dr. Kroger.
Natalie Teeger: We'll keep looking. Wha
Mother: Don't stop honey, you're doing great. No slouching. [She answers the door, and two police officers come in] What is it this time?
First Police Officer: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. We had another noise complaint.
Mother: You've gotta be kidding me. From who?
First Police Officer: He wouldn't give us his name. We figure it's the same guy.
[cuts to Natalie looking out the window of Monk's apartment]
Natalie Teeger: Oh, they're leaving! [Monk, who is sulking in the living room, comes over to the window]
Adrian Monk: Oh, finally! Is she in handcuffs? [He immediately realizes he's been proven wrong]
Natalie Teeger: I don't see her.
Adrian Monk: What? Why aren't they arresting her?! [He walks away and sighs] The justice system in this country is a joke. Oh, there she goes again. Natalie, you've gotta make her stop. I can't stand it.
Natalie Teeger: I still don't hear it!
Adrian Monk: You don't hear that! Are you kidding me?! She was practicing all night. I couldn't sleep; I kept reaching for the phone to call....
Natalie Teeger: Dr. Kroger. Yeah, I miss him too.
Adrian Monk: [mournfully] Actually, I left him two messages. I still can't believe it; a heart attack? I mean, I saw him the day before, he seemed fine.
Natalie Teeger: We'll find a new therapist. Come on, there has to be someone out there.
Adrian Monk: No, there's never gonna be anybody else. The man saved my life. You didn't know me before I met Dr. Kroger. I-I was a little messed up. He wasn't just a therapist; he was..... he was Dr. Kroger.
Natalie Teeger: We'll keep looking. Wha
TV Show: Monk
