Monk Quote
[Monk is cleaning up as Jake and Ramone continue destroying his house]
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Mr. M! Are you ready for some good news? Ramone is getting married! His lady said yes! [to Ramone] Ramone! [Ramone, who is cutting down a wall, gives them a thumbs up]
Natalie Teeger: Wha-what about the house?
"Honest" Jake Phillips: I'm glad you mention that. [back to Ramone] Ramone. Ramone! RAMONE! Sieste! ["Stop!"] We found some mold.
Adrian Monk: Mold?
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Yeah, it probably started in the bathroom, and spread from there. So what we've gotta do is we've gotta go in, and we've gotta get the mold out.
Adrian Monk: No-no-no-no-no. Please, Honest Jake, I am begging you.
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Okay, okay, if you're okay with the spores. The fungus. The bacteria. Spreading, eating your house from the inside-out. It's your house. I guess I'll go put this back.
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Mr. M! Are you ready for some good news? Ramone is getting married! His lady said yes! [to Ramone] Ramone! [Ramone, who is cutting down a wall, gives them a thumbs up]
Natalie Teeger: Wha-what about the house?
"Honest" Jake Phillips: I'm glad you mention that. [back to Ramone] Ramone. Ramone! RAMONE! Sieste! ["Stop!"] We found some mold.
Adrian Monk: Mold?
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Yeah, it probably started in the bathroom, and spread from there. So what we've gotta do is we've gotta go in, and we've gotta get the mold out.
Adrian Monk: No-no-no-no-no. Please, Honest Jake, I am begging you.
"Honest" Jake Phillips: Okay, okay, if you're okay with the spores. The fungus. The bacteria. Spreading, eating your house from the inside-out. It's your house. I guess I'll go put this back.
TV Show: Monk
