Monk Quote
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [on the phone] Kevin, it's a restraining order! You issue 30 of them a day! No he hasn't hit her! [pause] Yes, she's still in the house. [pause] Because Adrian Monk told me, that's how I'm sure. [pause] Fine, good. You sleep on it! [slams the phone down]
Adrian Monk: How did that go?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [to a detective in the room] Look, forget about him. Just get a cruiser out there. Park it out front until further notice.
Natalie Teeger: What? You can't arrest him for anything?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Well apparently there's no law against giving your wife the willies. [Disher walks in]
Lt. Randall Disher: Captain, we just got a call. You'd better put down the cup.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Just tell me who called, Randy.
Lt. Randall Disher: Just put the cup down or finish it or drink half of it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Why?
Lt. Randall Disher: Because you're probably gonna drop it and I'll have to clean it up... Just have a sip. How 'bout a sip? [Stottlemeyer puts his coffee cup down on the desk] Linda Kloster's dead. Her housekeeper just found her. [Stottlemeyer promptly throws his coffee cup at the window, shattering it]
Natalie Teeger: What happened?
Lt. Randall Disher: I don't know. [Monk starts to head towards the door]
Adrian Monk: Let's go.
Natalie Teeger: Wait, Mr. Monk-
Adrian Monk: Let's go! We've gotta get over there!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Let's go, Randy.
Adrian Monk: How did that go?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [to a detective in the room] Look, forget about him. Just get a cruiser out there. Park it out front until further notice.
Natalie Teeger: What? You can't arrest him for anything?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Well apparently there's no law against giving your wife the willies. [Disher walks in]
Lt. Randall Disher: Captain, we just got a call. You'd better put down the cup.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Just tell me who called, Randy.
Lt. Randall Disher: Just put the cup down or finish it or drink half of it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Why?
Lt. Randall Disher: Because you're probably gonna drop it and I'll have to clean it up... Just have a sip. How 'bout a sip? [Stottlemeyer puts his coffee cup down on the desk] Linda Kloster's dead. Her housekeeper just found her. [Stottlemeyer promptly throws his coffee cup at the window, shattering it]
Natalie Teeger: What happened?
Lt. Randall Disher: I don't know. [Monk starts to head towards the door]
Adrian Monk: Let's go.
Natalie Teeger: Wait, Mr. Monk-
Adrian Monk: Let's go! We've gotta get over there!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Let's go, Randy.
TV Show: Monk
