Monk Quote
[To confront Monk privately, Stottlemeyer claims that there is a crooked sign]
Adrian Monk: How crooked is it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh it's very crooked. You're not gonna believe it.
Adrian Monk: Well why do you need me?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Uh, because I'm not sure if it is crooked.
Adrian Monk: You just said it's very crooked.
Adrian Monk: How crooked is it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh it's very crooked. You're not gonna believe it.
Adrian Monk: Well why do you need me?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Uh, because I'm not sure if it is crooked.
Adrian Monk: You just said it's very crooked.
TV Show: Monk
