Monk Quote

Lt. Randall Disher: Where were you a week ago, Monday, sir?
Malcolm O'Dwyer: Uh, a week ago Monday, that would be 4, 7, 23, 35, 44, 53.
Lt. Randall Disher: Uh, excuse me?
Malcolm O'Dwyer: I was here, like always, watching a drawing. Three prime numbers! I did not see that one coming.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Do you own a pair of scissors, Mr. O'Dwyer?
Malcolm O'Dwyer: Of course I do. Who doesn't?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: May I see them, please? [Malcolm grabs his scissors and hands them to Stottlemeyer] How about some metallic paint?
Malcolm O'Dwyer: Paint?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah a shade called titanium black.
Malcolm O'Dwyer: Do you think I killed Marissa Kessler?
Lt. Randall Disher: Well you do have her picture up all over the wall.

TV Show: Monk

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