Monk Quote
[Monk confides to Dr. Bell that Natalie's position as a lottery hostess is interfering with her other position as his assistant]
Dr. Neven Bell: Natalie's your friend. Maybe you're afraid she doesn't need you any more, maybe you're afraid you're going to lose her.
Adrian Monk: Or maybe I just feel insulted.
Dr. Neven Bell: Insulted?
Adrian Monk: What I do is hard! I am out there, I am sweating out every clue. I am putting killers behind bars. What does she do? What does she do?! [He grabs a calendar off the desk with the date "July 16" on it] 91! Number 91! 91! Number 91! 91! Number 9- I mean, how hard is that? You know a talking monkey could do her job. It's embarrassing.
Dr. Neven Bell: Actually that's a 16. See, you're holding it upside down.
Adrian Monk: [looks at it] Oh, it's confusing. There's usually a little line under the 9.
Dr. Neven Bell: Natalie's your friend. Maybe you're afraid she doesn't need you any more, maybe you're afraid you're going to lose her.
Adrian Monk: Or maybe I just feel insulted.
Dr. Neven Bell: Insulted?
Adrian Monk: What I do is hard! I am out there, I am sweating out every clue. I am putting killers behind bars. What does she do? What does she do?! [He grabs a calendar off the desk with the date "July 16" on it] 91! Number 91! 91! Number 91! 91! Number 9- I mean, how hard is that? You know a talking monkey could do her job. It's embarrassing.
Dr. Neven Bell: Actually that's a 16. See, you're holding it upside down.
Adrian Monk: [looks at it] Oh, it's confusing. There's usually a little line under the 9.
TV Show: Monk
