Monk Quote
[Monk has caught an escaped convict hiding in his apartment. Unable to get his pistol lockbox open in time, he just hits the convict over the head with it, and grabs the phone with his other hand.]
Adrian Monk: Don't move! There's a gun in here! Take my word for it.
"Joe Endicott": Adrian, wait! Who are you calling?
Adrian Monk: Who do you think?
"Joe Endicott": No, wait! You don't want to do that!
Adrian Monk: I don't, huh?
"Joe Endicott": No, come on! Put the phone down, and-and the "gun"!
Adrian Monk: Give me one good reason.
Jack Monk, Jr.: I'M YOUR BROTHER!
Adrian Monk: Don't move! There's a gun in here! Take my word for it.
"Joe Endicott": Adrian, wait! Who are you calling?
Adrian Monk: Who do you think?
"Joe Endicott": No, wait! You don't want to do that!
Adrian Monk: I don't, huh?
"Joe Endicott": No, come on! Put the phone down, and-and the "gun"!
Adrian Monk: Give me one good reason.
Jack Monk, Jr.: I'M YOUR BROTHER!
TV Show: Monk