Monk Quote
[Natalie shows up at Monk's apartment carrying a plastic bag]
Adrian Monk: Okay it took you long enough. Did you get it? [He pulls a box containing a digital camera out of the bag] Oh yeah. Is it a good one?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: Well it looks good. [looks at the woman on the box] She looks happy with it.
Natalie Teeger: Yes she does and she's very hard to please. [Monk sits down at his dining room table]
Adrian Monk: Where's the telescope thingy?
Natalie Teeger: Uh, it has an automatic zoom, so it's built-in.
Adrian Monk: Built-in? Excellent! [takes a scalpel and slowly cuts an incision into the sides of the box]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, it's not heart surgery.
Adrian Monk: If we leave right away, we can be at her house by 8: 00 AM, we can follow her all day.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, look, uh, Mr. Monk, I have to tell you something. I made a decision: if you want to keep following Mrs. Brody, I suppose that's your right, although it really isn't, but I can't help you anymore.
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Natalie Teeger: I-I-I'm just not comfortable! Her husband fired us.
Adrian Monk: It's what they call pro bono.
Natalie Teeger: No, "pro bono" is for lawyers! This is stalking!
Adrian Monk: No, this is comeuppance. Pro bono comeuppance.
Natalie Teeger: No, no! That is just crazy talk! [She quickly steps forward and switches off the lamp on Monk's table. Monk turns it back on]
Adrian Monk: It's not crazy talk.
Natalie Teeger: "Pro bono comeuppance"?! That's the craziest talk there is! You heard what he said. He wants you to quit!
Adrian Monk: I
Adrian Monk: Okay it took you long enough. Did you get it? [He pulls a box containing a digital camera out of the bag] Oh yeah. Is it a good one?
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: Well it looks good. [looks at the woman on the box] She looks happy with it.
Natalie Teeger: Yes she does and she's very hard to please. [Monk sits down at his dining room table]
Adrian Monk: Where's the telescope thingy?
Natalie Teeger: Uh, it has an automatic zoom, so it's built-in.
Adrian Monk: Built-in? Excellent! [takes a scalpel and slowly cuts an incision into the sides of the box]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, it's not heart surgery.
Adrian Monk: If we leave right away, we can be at her house by 8: 00 AM, we can follow her all day.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah, look, uh, Mr. Monk, I have to tell you something. I made a decision: if you want to keep following Mrs. Brody, I suppose that's your right, although it really isn't, but I can't help you anymore.
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Natalie Teeger: I-I-I'm just not comfortable! Her husband fired us.
Adrian Monk: It's what they call pro bono.
Natalie Teeger: No, "pro bono" is for lawyers! This is stalking!
Adrian Monk: No, this is comeuppance. Pro bono comeuppance.
Natalie Teeger: No, no! That is just crazy talk! [She quickly steps forward and switches off the lamp on Monk's table. Monk turns it back on]
Adrian Monk: It's not crazy talk.
Natalie Teeger: "Pro bono comeuppance"?! That's the craziest talk there is! You heard what he said. He wants you to quit!
Adrian Monk: I
TV Show: Monk
