Monk Quote
[Monk and Natalie are in Douglas Fendle's hotel room]
Adrian Monk: [to Natalie] You were right about karma. It is *fantastic*.
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk- [Captain Stottlemeyer enters the room]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, Natalie, thanks for coming.
Adrian Monk: Yeah...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I was downstairs doing a little Dumpster diving. Can't find the murder weapon. There is a steak knife missing from that service tray. I guess he took it with him. So, what do you think? [Monk appears to be holding his breath] You okay? [Monk blushes] Are you happy?
Adrian Monk: I love my work. Is that a crime?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No.
[Randy whispers to Stottlemeyer]
Lt. Randall Disher: I think they knew the guy.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: What? What, you know this guy? [gestures towards the bedroom and Fendle's dead body]
Adrian Monk: No, not technically...
Natalie Teeger: [overlapping Monk's words] No, [we] don't "know" him; never met him face to face.
Adrian Monk: Never formally introduced. We've sort of been following him.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You were following him? I wonder why.
Adrian Monk: Well, he was seeing a woman, a married woman, and we were following her.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You were following the woman? I wonder why.
Natalie Teeger: Her husband hired us.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Until you hear different, I wonder why. Wh-what are you doing? You, you doing divorce work now?
Natalie Teeger: He was just doing a favor. He was an old friend of Mr. Monk's.
Adrian Monk:
Adrian Monk: [to Natalie] You were right about karma. It is *fantastic*.
Natalie Teeger: No, Mr. Monk- [Captain Stottlemeyer enters the room]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, Natalie, thanks for coming.
Adrian Monk: Yeah...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I was downstairs doing a little Dumpster diving. Can't find the murder weapon. There is a steak knife missing from that service tray. I guess he took it with him. So, what do you think? [Monk appears to be holding his breath] You okay? [Monk blushes] Are you happy?
Adrian Monk: I love my work. Is that a crime?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No.
[Randy whispers to Stottlemeyer]
Lt. Randall Disher: I think they knew the guy.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: What? What, you know this guy? [gestures towards the bedroom and Fendle's dead body]
Adrian Monk: No, not technically...
Natalie Teeger: [overlapping Monk's words] No, [we] don't "know" him; never met him face to face.
Adrian Monk: Never formally introduced. We've sort of been following him.
Natalie Teeger: Yeah.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You were following him? I wonder why.
Adrian Monk: Well, he was seeing a woman, a married woman, and we were following her.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: You were following the woman? I wonder why.
Natalie Teeger: Her husband hired us.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Until you hear different, I wonder why. Wh-what are you doing? You, you doing divorce work now?
Natalie Teeger: He was just doing a favor. He was an old friend of Mr. Monk's.
Adrian Monk:
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