Monk Quote
[Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher are trying to figure out what really happened to Martha Murphy]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Whaddaya think, act of God? [Monk nods] So how do you explain the doll?
Adrian Monk: I can't explain it, yet.
Lt. Randall Disher: What, you want me to start rounding up witch doctors?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That'd make a hell of a line up. [Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher chuckle to themselves, but Natalie is not impressed]
Natalie Teeger: You know what? It's not funny. I used to laugh about it, too.
Adrian Monk: About what?
Natalie Teeger: Voodoo. Black magic.
Adrian Monk: Wait, you don't actually believe in that stuff.
Natalie Teeger: Somebody predicted that that poor woman would get hit by a baseball three days before it happened! How would you explain it?
Adrian Monk: I don't know-
Lt. Randall Disher: Oh, I've got it. Well she came by here every day, Right? So maybe the killer was hiding behind that tree with a baseball gun.
Natalie Teeger: A baseball gun? There's no such thing.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah but there are pitching machines.
Natalie Teeger: All right, how would your baseball gun killer-
Lt. Randall Disher: That's a good name for him actually.
Natalie Teeger: How would he know that a home run would be hit at exactly that moment? And what happened to the other baseball? [no response from Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher] It's voodoo, it's real, and it kills people!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how about this? She had an insurance policy with a no-suicide clause. So she had to make it look like an accident. She came here, she waited for a home run to be hit. She grabs the ball...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Whaddaya think, act of God? [Monk nods] So how do you explain the doll?
Adrian Monk: I can't explain it, yet.
Lt. Randall Disher: What, you want me to start rounding up witch doctors?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That'd make a hell of a line up. [Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher chuckle to themselves, but Natalie is not impressed]
Natalie Teeger: You know what? It's not funny. I used to laugh about it, too.
Adrian Monk: About what?
Natalie Teeger: Voodoo. Black magic.
Adrian Monk: Wait, you don't actually believe in that stuff.
Natalie Teeger: Somebody predicted that that poor woman would get hit by a baseball three days before it happened! How would you explain it?
Adrian Monk: I don't know-
Lt. Randall Disher: Oh, I've got it. Well she came by here every day, Right? So maybe the killer was hiding behind that tree with a baseball gun.
Natalie Teeger: A baseball gun? There's no such thing.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah but there are pitching machines.
Natalie Teeger: All right, how would your baseball gun killer-
Lt. Randall Disher: That's a good name for him actually.
Natalie Teeger: How would he know that a home run would be hit at exactly that moment? And what happened to the other baseball? [no response from Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher] It's voodoo, it's real, and it kills people!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how about this? She had an insurance policy with a no-suicide clause. So she had to make it look like an accident. She came here, she waited for a home run to be hit. She grabs the ball...
TV Show: Monk
