Monk Quote
[Stottlemeyer and Disher visit Reverend Hadley Jorgenson's Voodoo Boutique]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Whoa, look at this place. It's like Halloween the year round.
Lt. Randall Disher: Lucky bath crystals.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Incense powder. [looks at another potion] Money powder. Guaranteed to cure all financial woes.
Lt. Randall Disher: Well, you should buy it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No. I can't afford it. [He looks around the store a little more and finds a red bottle of potion] Cupid's Arrow.
Lt. Randall Disher: Love potion. [Stottlemeyer dabs a little Cupid's Arrow onto his cheeks and his neck] It's not working.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Good.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Whoa, look at this place. It's like Halloween the year round.
Lt. Randall Disher: Lucky bath crystals.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Incense powder. [looks at another potion] Money powder. Guaranteed to cure all financial woes.
Lt. Randall Disher: Well, you should buy it.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No. I can't afford it. [He looks around the store a little more and finds a red bottle of potion] Cupid's Arrow.
Lt. Randall Disher: Love potion. [Stottlemeyer dabs a little Cupid's Arrow onto his cheeks and his neck] It's not working.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Good.
TV Show: Monk
