Monk Quote
Natalie Teeger: I am not giving up, Mr. Monk. You are officially on notice. I am throwing you a party.
Adrian Monk: As a matter of fact, you are not.
Natalie Teeger: Oh, yes I am. We're going to have balloons and cake and dancing!
Adrian Monk: Oh, for the love of God, why?
Natalie Teeger: Because, Mr. Monk, it's your birthday, and whether you like it or not, you have friends who love you and want to celebrate your life. We're happy you were born.
Adrian Monk: You are so cruel.
[They see a small sheet on a stretcher covering what remains of Bradley Foster]
Natalie Teeger: Oh my God! Where's the rest of him? [Stottlemeyer and some other cops come up from beneath the compactor]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That's all there is [of him].
Natalie Teeger: But he's all... squished!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: His name was Bradley Foster; he was the maintenance man. Apparently he fell into the trash compactor.
Lt. Randall Disher: We've sent a guy to check the parking lot for his car.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I'd look for a compact. [The other cops burst out laughing]
Natalie Teeger: That's not funny!
Uniformed Cop #2: Hey did you see what he was wearing? Those aren't briefs; they're more like boxers! [more laughter]
Adrian Monk: As a matter of fact, you are not.
Natalie Teeger: Oh, yes I am. We're going to have balloons and cake and dancing!
Adrian Monk: Oh, for the love of God, why?
Natalie Teeger: Because, Mr. Monk, it's your birthday, and whether you like it or not, you have friends who love you and want to celebrate your life. We're happy you were born.
Adrian Monk: You are so cruel.
[They see a small sheet on a stretcher covering what remains of Bradley Foster]
Natalie Teeger: Oh my God! Where's the rest of him? [Stottlemeyer and some other cops come up from beneath the compactor]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That's all there is [of him].
Natalie Teeger: But he's all... squished!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: His name was Bradley Foster; he was the maintenance man. Apparently he fell into the trash compactor.
Lt. Randall Disher: We've sent a guy to check the parking lot for his car.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: I'd look for a compact. [The other cops burst out laughing]
Natalie Teeger: That's not funny!
Uniformed Cop #2: Hey did you see what he was wearing? Those aren't briefs; they're more like boxers! [more laughter]
TV Show: Monk
