Monsters, Inc. Quotes
Sulley: Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me... [Mike pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor]
Mike: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. [singing]
Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me... [Mike pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor]
Mike: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. [singing]
Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
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Henry J. Waternoose: There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you. Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world.
Trainee: I won't go into a kid's room. You can't make me.
Trainee: I won't go into a kid's room. You can't make me.
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[from teaser trailer]
Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
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[Mike and Sulley watch a commercial featuring them, but Mike is covered over by the Monsters Inc. logo]
Mike: I can't believe it...
Sulley: Oh, Mike...
Mike: I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.
Mike: I can't believe it...
Sulley: Oh, Mike...
Mike: I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.
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[ from teaser trailer ]
Mike : Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
Mike : Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
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Flint : And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...
Bile : Uh... it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose : [ Storming in ] It could let in a child.
Bile : Uh... it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose : [ Storming in ] It could let in a child.
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Mike : Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz : Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike : He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz : This office is now closed. [ Roz closes the window on Mike's fingers ]
Mike : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Roz : Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike : He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz : This office is now closed. [ Roz closes the window on Mike's fingers ]
Mike : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Henry J. Waternoose : There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you. Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world.
Trainee : I won't go into a kid's room. You can't make me.
Trainee : I won't go into a kid's room. You can't make me.
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Henry J. Waternoose : Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.
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Randall : Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
Mike : Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk! We'll have a latte!
Mike : Hello. Hey, where are you going? C'mon, we'll talk! We'll have a latte!
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Mike : Psst, Fungus. Fungus, you like cars? Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car.
Fungus : I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.
Fungus : I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.
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Yeti : [ Referring to despondent Sully ] Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".
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[ first lines ]
Flint : All right, Mr. Bile, is it?
Bile : Uh, my friends call me Phlem.
Flint : Uh-huh, Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?
Bile : I fell down?
Flint : All right, Mr. Bile, is it?
Bile : Uh, my friends call me Phlem.
Flint : Uh-huh, Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?
Bile : I fell down?
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Mike : Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?
Roz : Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.
Mike : Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz : Don't let it happen again.
Mike : Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz : I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike : Ooh, she's nuts.
Roz : Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.
Mike : Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz : Don't let it happen again.
Mike : Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz : I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike : Ooh, she's nuts.
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Mike : [ Spotting Sulley while he's working out ] 118. Do you have 119? Do I see 120? Oh, I don't believe it!
Sulley : I'm not even breaking a sweat.
Mike : Not you! Look! The new commercial's on.
Sulley : I'm not even breaking a sweat.
Mike : Not you! Look! The new commercial's on.
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Mike : I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.
Sulley : Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?
Mike : Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
Sulley : Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?
Mike : Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
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Mike : [ while Sulley brushes teeth ] C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!
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Celia : So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?
Mike : I-I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's.
Celia : Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there.
Mike : Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later.
Celia : Okay, sweetheart.
Mike : Think romantical thoughts. [ singing ]
Mike : You and me, me and you, both of us together!
Mike : I-I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's.
Celia : Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there.
Mike : Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later.
Celia : Okay, sweetheart.
Mike : Think romantical thoughts. [ singing ]
Mike : You and me, me and you, both of us together!
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Henry J. Waternoose : James, this company has been in my family for three generations. I would do anything to keep it from going under.
Sulley : So would I, sir.
Henry J. Waternoose : Say, I could use your help with something.
Sulley : Anything, sir.
Henry J. Waternoose : You see, we've recently hired some new recruits, and frankly, they're... um...
Sulley : Inexperienced?
Henry J. Waternoose : Oh, they stink!
Sulley : Uh-huh.
Henry J. Waternoose : I thought you could drop by the simulator tomorrow and give them a little scare demonstration, show them what it takes to be our top scarer.
Sulley : I'll start with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl. [ Jumps and growls ]
Henry J. Waternoose : [ Startled ] Oh! Ha ha! That's my boy.
Sulley : So would I, sir.
Henry J. Waternoose : Say, I could use your help with something.
Sulley : Anything, sir.
Henry J. Waternoose : You see, we've recently hired some new recruits, and frankly, they're... um...
Sulley : Inexperienced?
Henry J. Waternoose : Oh, they stink!
Sulley : Uh-huh.
Henry J. Waternoose : I thought you could drop by the simulator tomorrow and give them a little scare demonstration, show them what it takes to be our top scarer.
Sulley : I'll start with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl. [ Jumps and growls ]
Henry J. Waternoose : [ Startled ] Oh! Ha ha! That's my boy.
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Mike : [ chanting ] I don't know, but it's been said, I love scaring kids in bed!
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Mike : Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!
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Celia : [ wearing a cone after being treated by the CDA ] Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none! [ the snakes on her hair, also wearing cones, pop out to hiss at Mike ]
Celia : I thought you cared about me.
Mike : Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.
Celia : Sushi? Sushi? You think this is about sushi?
Celia : I thought you cared about me.
Mike : Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.
Celia : Sushi? Sushi? You think this is about sushi?
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[ Mike and Sully are caught behind Boo's door ]
CDA Agent : This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.
Mike : [ Steping out from behind the door with Boo's costume ] Okay, okay! You got us. Here we are, here's the kid. I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say. [ Takes Boo's sock out of his mouth and throws it at the CDA agents ]
Mike : Catch!
CDA Agent : [ as the others jump over the guy who gets the sock ] 2319!
CDA Agent : This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.
Mike : [ Steping out from behind the door with Boo's costume ] Okay, okay! You got us. Here we are, here's the kid. I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say. [ Takes Boo's sock out of his mouth and throws it at the CDA agents ]
Mike : Catch!
CDA Agent : [ as the others jump over the guy who gets the sock ] 2319!
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Randall : Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
Mike : Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Randall : [ chuckles evilly ] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Mike : Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled... like that... And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.
Mike : Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Randall : [ chuckles evilly ] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Mike : Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled... like that... And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.
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