Monsters University Quotes
Johnny: Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys. After you lose, no one will remember you.
Mike Wazowski: Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
Chet: Oh, boy. That is a good point.
Mike Wazowski: Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
Chet: Oh, boy. That is a good point.
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[as the Oozmas are watching the Scare Floor at Monsters Inc. in order for Mike to show them what it takes to be Scarers, they soon get caught by the Security Guards with their flashlights] Security Guard: Hey, what are you doing up there?
Art: [Panicking]I can't go back to jail!
Art: [Panicking]I can't go back to jail!
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[Mike and Sulley are working in the mail room at Monsters Inc] Yeti: Alright, newbies. Quit goofing around. I'll have you know that tampering with the mail is punishable by banishment.
Sulley: Yes Sir.
Mike Wazowski: We're right on it Mr. Snowman.
Sulley: Yes Sir.
Mike Wazowski: We're right on it Mr. Snowman.
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Slug: I can't be late on the first day! [Starts huffing and puffing as he crawls at a slow rate]
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Mike Wazowski: [Before the First Scare Games Challenge starts]Squishy. We're not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right here. [points to his chest]
Squishy: [smiling]Heart.
Mike Wazowski: No, me! I'm gonna win the race for us.
Squishy: [smiling]Heart.
Mike Wazowski: No, me! I'm gonna win the race for us.
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[Mike and Sulley are being escorted out of the door lab by the CDA after causing the door they went through to explode with the big scare] Squishy: What's gonna happen to them?
Roz: That's for the university professor to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.
Roz: That's for the university professor to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.
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Greek Council VP: [Referring to a Purple Glowing Urchin]Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
Art: I wanna touch it!
Art: I wanna touch it!
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Dean Hardscrabble: It's my job to make great students greater, not make mediocre students less mediocre.
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Mike Wazowski: Um, h... hello? Fella [as he and Sully walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black clocks]
Don: Do you, pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood.
Mike Wazowski: [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat]OW!
Terry: Do you swear to keep secret.
Terri: All that you learn
Art: No matter, how horrifying.
Sulley: [Squishy hit Sulley with cricket bat]Hey!
Squishy: Will take the scared oath of the... [initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]
Don: For crying out loud.
Ms. Squibbles: Sweetie, turn the lights on when your down here. You're going ruin your eyes.
Squishy: MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!
Ms. Squibbles: Oh Scary, well go on. Just pretend that I'm not here [turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]
Squishy: This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers? [Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]
Squishy: No what the peril? [Laundry machine runs noisily]
Squishy: ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS?NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE? THE ODDS MAYBE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT. You're in.
Don: Do you, pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood.
Mike Wazowski: [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat]OW!
Terry: Do you swear to keep secret.
Terri: All that you learn
Art: No matter, how horrifying.
Sulley: [Squishy hit Sulley with cricket bat]Hey!
Squishy: Will take the scared oath of the... [initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]
Don: For crying out loud.
Ms. Squibbles: Sweetie, turn the lights on when your down here. You're going ruin your eyes.
Squishy: MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!
Ms. Squibbles: Oh Scary, well go on. Just pretend that I'm not here [turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]
Squishy: This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers? [Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]
Squishy: No what the peril? [Laundry machine runs noisily]
Squishy: ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS?NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE? THE ODDS MAYBE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT. You're in.
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[On the First Morning in the Oozma Kappa Fraternity home, Mike's lips press against Sulley's hand, and Sulley falls off the bunk after the alarm goes off] Sulley: What happened?
Mike Wazowski: Your paw was hanging out the Side of my Bed.
Sulley: Were you kissing my hand?
Mike Wazowski: [laughs]No! And what about you with all your shedding?
Sulley: I don't shed.
Mike Wazowski: Really? [punches the mattress of the top bunk and Sulley's hair falls everywhere]
Mike Wazowski: Your paw was hanging out the Side of my Bed.
Sulley: Were you kissing my hand?
Mike Wazowski: [laughs]No! And what about you with all your shedding?
Sulley: I don't shed.
Mike Wazowski: Really? [punches the mattress of the top bunk and Sulley's hair falls everywhere]
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Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified.
Mike Wazowski: How come you never told me that before?
Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.
Mike Wazowski: How come you never told me that before?
Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.
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Don: Want to join Oozma Kappa?
Squishy: We've got cake! [a Big Monster walks by and eats the cake, every slice]
Squishy: We've got cake! [a Big Monster walks by and eats the cake, every slice]
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Don: Sherri and I are engaged.
Mike Wazowski: Who's Sherri?
Squishy: [Embarrased]She's my Mom.
Don: Don't worry Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
Squishy: This is so weird.
Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
Mike Wazowski: Who's Sherri?
Squishy: [Embarrased]She's my Mom.
Don: Don't worry Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
Squishy: This is so weird.
Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
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Sulley: [to Mike, as he leaves the Campus]You're not scary. Not even a little bit. But you are fearless, and if Dean Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
Dean Hardscrabble: [Interrupting]I can just... what? Careful, Mister Sullivan, I was just starting to warm up to you.
Sulley: ...sorry.
Dean Hardscrabble: [Interrupting]I can just... what? Careful, Mister Sullivan, I was just starting to warm up to you.
Sulley: ...sorry.
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Dean Hardscrabble: You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has: you surprised me.
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Dean Hardscrabble: [Sulley tells Dean Hardscrabble and Professor Knight of how he rigged the Scare Simulator]You did what?
Sulley: My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I cheated.
Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
Sulley: [in dismay]Yes ma'am.
Dean Hardscrabble: You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.
Sulley: My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I cheated.
Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
Sulley: [in dismay]Yes ma'am.
Dean Hardscrabble: You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.
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Mike Wazowski: I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm gonna be a scarer!
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[In the human world, Sulley is able to find Mike sitting sadly by the Pond] Sulley: Psst Mike. Look, I'm sorry I messed up. Now let's get you outta here.
Mike Wazowski: You were right. They weren't scared of me. I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone. And I thought... I thought that if I wanted it enough I could show everybody that Mike Wazowski is something special. And I'm just... not. [brushes his reflection away in the water]
Sulley: Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
Mike Wazowski: [angrily]Don't do that! Please don't do that! You do not know how I feel!
Sulley: Mike, calm down.
Mike Wazowski: Monsters like you have everything! You don't have to be good! You can mess up over and over again, and the whole world loves you!
Sulley: Mike!
Mike Wazowski: You'll never know what it's like to fail, because you were born a Sullivan!
Sulley: Yeah I'm the Sullivan! I'm the Sullivan that flunked every test, the one who got kicked out of the program, the one who was so afraid to let everyone down that I cheated! And I lied!
Sulley: [sighs]Mike, I'll never know how you feel. But you're not the only failure here.
Mike Wazowski: You were right. They weren't scared of me. I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone. And I thought... I thought that if I wanted it enough I could show everybody that Mike Wazowski is something special. And I'm just... not. [brushes his reflection away in the water]
Sulley: Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
Mike Wazowski: [angrily]Don't do that! Please don't do that! You do not know how I feel!
Sulley: Mike, calm down.
Mike Wazowski: Monsters like you have everything! You don't have to be good! You can mess up over and over again, and the whole world loves you!
Sulley: Mike!
Mike Wazowski: You'll never know what it's like to fail, because you were born a Sullivan!
Sulley: Yeah I'm the Sullivan! I'm the Sullivan that flunked every test, the one who got kicked out of the program, the one who was so afraid to let everyone down that I cheated! And I lied!
Sulley: [sighs]Mike, I'll never know how you feel. But you're not the only failure here.
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Sulley: [On the Day of the Final Exam]I'm gonna wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
Johnny: Yes you are. [Takes Sulley's ROR Jacket]
Johnny: Yes you are. [Takes Sulley's ROR Jacket]
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Sulley: [Introducing himself]James P. Sullivan.
Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski.
Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski.
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[Mike notices that his settings on the Scare Simulator had been set to the Lowest Difficult instead of the Highest like the others, which is how he was able to mysteriously make a Record Breaking Scare to successfully beat the RORs in the Final Challenge of the Scare Games] Mike Wazowski: [shocked]It's been tampered with.
Sulley: Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
Mike Wazowski: Why are my settings... different?
Sulley: Mike, we should leave.
Mike Wazowski: Did you do this?
Sulley: Mike...
Mike Wazowski: [louder]Did you do this?
Sulley: [sighs]Yes I did. But... you don't understand...
Mike Wazowski: Why? Why did you do this?
Sulley: You know... just in case.
Mike Wazowski: [angrily]In case of what? You don't think I'm scary. You said you believed in me. But you're just like Hardscrabble, you're just like everyone else!
Sulley: Look, you'll get better and better...
Mike Wazowski: I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
Sulley: I was just trying to help!
Mike Wazowski: No! You just wanted to help yourself!
Sulley: Well, what else was I supposed to do? Let the whole team fail because you don't have it? [offended, Mike storms off. Nearby, their Teammates heard everything, and Squishy sadly places their trophy onto the ground]
Sulley: Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.
Mike Wazowski: Why are my settings... different?
Sulley: Mike, we should leave.
Mike Wazowski: Did you do this?
Sulley: Mike...
Mike Wazowski: [louder]Did you do this?
Sulley: [sighs]Yes I did. But... you don't understand...
Mike Wazowski: Why? Why did you do this?
Sulley: You know... just in case.
Mike Wazowski: [angrily]In case of what? You don't think I'm scary. You said you believed in me. But you're just like Hardscrabble, you're just like everyone else!
Sulley: Look, you'll get better and better...
Mike Wazowski: I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
Sulley: I was just trying to help!
Mike Wazowski: No! You just wanted to help yourself!
Sulley: Well, what else was I supposed to do? Let the whole team fail because you don't have it? [offended, Mike storms off. Nearby, their Teammates heard everything, and Squishy sadly places their trophy onto the ground]
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Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Wazowski, what you lack simply cannot be taught. You're just not scary. And you too will not be continuing into the Scare Program.
Mike Wazowski: No No No, you've got it all wrong. Please, let me up onto the Simulator. I'll surprise you.
Dean Hardscrabble: Surprise me with what? I doubt that very much.
Mike Wazowski: No No No, you've got it all wrong. Please, let me up onto the Simulator. I'll surprise you.
Dean Hardscrabble: Surprise me with what? I doubt that very much.
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Mike Wazowski: My chances are just as good as yours
Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.
Mike Wazowski: Just wait, hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.
Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.
Mike Wazowski: Just wait, hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.
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[after being humiliated from Sulley's performance during the Final Challenge in the Scare Games] Randy: That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan!
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[as Sully and Mikey leave to Compete in the Scare Games with the rest of their team] Dean Hardscrabble: Good luck.
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[Frank McCay, right after doing his scare on the Scare Floor, is surprised to see Mike right behind him] Frank McCay: That was real dangerous kid! I didn't even know you were in there. Good job! [Gives Mike his MU Cap]
Mrs. Graves: What have you to say for yourself?
Young Mike: How do I become a Scarer?
Mrs. Graves: What have you to say for yourself?
Young Mike: How do I become a Scarer?
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[while trying to find someone to join his team for the Scare Games, Mike spots his Roommate Randy in the Crowd] Randy: Excuse me. I'm running a little late.
Mike Wazowski: Thank Goodness, Randy. My Old Friend, I really need you to be in my team.
Randy: Sorry Mike. I'm already part of a team. [Randy walks out of the crowd, revealing a ROR Jacket that he received after Sulley was kicked out of their team, much to Mike's shock]
Randy: They really liked my performance in the Final Exam, that they accepted me into their team.
Johnny: [Calling out]Hey Boggs, over here. [Randy walks over to the Rest of the RORS]
Johnny: Do your thing. [Randy turns invisible, leaving only his jacket visible]
Chet: Woah, where did he go?
Mike Wazowski: Thank Goodness, Randy. My Old Friend, I really need you to be in my team.
Randy: Sorry Mike. I'm already part of a team. [Randy walks out of the crowd, revealing a ROR Jacket that he received after Sulley was kicked out of their team, much to Mike's shock]
Randy: They really liked my performance in the Final Exam, that they accepted me into their team.
Johnny: [Calling out]Hey Boggs, over here. [Randy walks over to the Rest of the RORS]
Johnny: Do your thing. [Randy turns invisible, leaving only his jacket visible]
Chet: Woah, where did he go?
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