Montana Quotes
Jackson Stewart: [the beginning drum beat of the 'Hannah Montana' theme song is heard while Jackson is watching TV] Ugh! When is this show NOT ON?
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Hannah Montana: The last time I was on this stage i was 6, I was... Miley. And I still am.
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Hannah Montana: [as Miley, talking to Jackson] My life is complicated enough, the last thing I need is more drama. [turns around to go into house]
Jake Ryan: [stands up] Hey Miley.
Hannah Montana: Helloooo, drama.
Jake Ryan: [stands up] Hey Miley.
Hannah Montana: Helloooo, drama.
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Lilly Truscott: Ok, we didn't get those seats. Minor setback. but the good news is [starts whispering]
Lilly Truscott: we have better seats for Hannah Montana!
Miley Stewart: I'm sorry, it's just that, I don't like Hannah Montana [pulls her hair behind her head and starts eating]
Lilly Truscott: [leans down until her head is almost even with the table] What?
Oliver Oken: [walks in and starts talking to girls] Hey baby, how are you doing?... Oliver Oken, and may I say you two, are smokin'
Amber: In your dreams.
Oliver Oken: I'm countin' on that! [walks past another girl]
Oliver Oken: Hey slick!... Hey! Oh yeah, she wants me.
Lilly Truscott: Oliver, you're not going to believe this! Miley says she "doesn't" like Hannah Montana!
Oliver Oken: What! Hannah Montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet!, in fact, FYI someday I'm gonna be Mr. Hannah Montana. [Miley's eyebrows go halfway up her forehead]
Oliver Oken: I'm gonna watch her every minute of every day, and protect her from any obsessed fans, and every night I''m gonna shampoo and condition that beautiful "blonde" hair.
Miley Stewart: Oliver, I say this because I care about you, *get some help*!
Lilly Truscott: we have better seats for Hannah Montana!
Miley Stewart: I'm sorry, it's just that, I don't like Hannah Montana [pulls her hair behind her head and starts eating]
Lilly Truscott: [leans down until her head is almost even with the table] What?
Oliver Oken: [walks in and starts talking to girls] Hey baby, how are you doing?... Oliver Oken, and may I say you two, are smokin'
Amber: In your dreams.
Oliver Oken: I'm countin' on that! [walks past another girl]
Oliver Oken: Hey slick!... Hey! Oh yeah, she wants me.
Lilly Truscott: Oliver, you're not going to believe this! Miley says she "doesn't" like Hannah Montana!
Oliver Oken: What! Hannah Montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet!, in fact, FYI someday I'm gonna be Mr. Hannah Montana. [Miley's eyebrows go halfway up her forehead]
Oliver Oken: I'm gonna watch her every minute of every day, and protect her from any obsessed fans, and every night I''m gonna shampoo and condition that beautiful "blonde" hair.
Miley Stewart: Oliver, I say this because I care about you, *get some help*!
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[Little Shopper tugs on Miley's skirt while Miley is pretending to be a mannequin]
Miley Stewart: Hey, cut it out.
Little Shopper: MOMMYYY! [runs to mom]
Miley Stewart: [turns slowly] Don't be scared.
Little Shopper: Stop staring at me, you freak!
Miley Stewart: [laughs, to all shoppers] Kid thought I was real. [goes back to mannequin pose]
Miley Stewart: [Shoppers all run out of store]
Miley Stewart: Hey, cut it out.
Little Shopper: MOMMYYY! [runs to mom]
Miley Stewart: [turns slowly] Don't be scared.
Little Shopper: Stop staring at me, you freak!
Miley Stewart: [laughs, to all shoppers] Kid thought I was real. [goes back to mannequin pose]
Miley Stewart: [Shoppers all run out of store]
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