Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quote

Sir Lancelot : [ Bursts into the Prince's room and kneels before him after killing the guards ] Oh, fair one, behold, I am you humble servant Sir Launcelot. I have come to take [ looks up and realizes that he is kneeling before an effeminate Prince, not a Princess ]
Sir Lancelot : Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
Prince Herbert : You got my note!
Sir Lancelot : Uh, well, I got a note.
Prince Herbert : You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone who [ Music swells ]
King of Swamp Castle : Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! [ Music stops ]
King of Swamp Castle : Who are you?
Prince Herbert : I'm your son!
King of Swamp Castle : No, not you!
Sir Lancelot : I am Sir Launcelot, sir.
Prince Herbert : He's come to rescue me, father!
Sir Lancelot : Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
King of Swamp Castle : Did you kill all those guards?
Sir Lancelot : Um... oh, yes! Sorry.
King of Swamp Castle : They cost fifty pounds each!
Sir Lancelot : Well, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
King of Swamp Castle : Well, I can understand that.

Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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