Moonlight Quote
Josef: It's about time you got back.
Mick: Make yourself at home.
Josef: Already did. Poured myself a drink. [waves a glass of blood] You seriously drink this stuff? What is it, like non-fat soy Vegan blood?
Mick: If you don't like it... [reaches to take glass]
Josef: [holding glass closer] I didn't say that.
Mick: Are you sure?
Josef: Get out of here. I assume you don't have any freshies around. Nah, of course not.
Mick: Am I supposed to know why you're here, Josef?
Josef: [clicks on tv]
Expert on TV: It is possible that there is some truth behind the vampire myth. Perhaps there are some individuals with genetic dispositions that could consume and digest, blood.
Josef: Vampire experts. Beautiful - now we have the food mouthing off about the farmer. The whole city is talking. Wanna know what they're talking about? Us.
Mick: So it's a slow newsday.
Josef: No, that's not it. It's this reporter from Buzzwire, Beth somebody. She started the whole thing.
Mick: Beth Turner.
Josef: Oh, you know her?
Mick: We did some breaking and entering together.
Josef: Then you, my friend, must get her to stop.
Mick: Like what, she's driving along, and suddenly, her car explodes?
Josef: I was thinking you ask her nicely, but, fielder's choice.
Mick: Killer's not a vampire.
Josef: There were bite-marks.
Mick: [angry] Two stab-wounds.
Josef: And the blood?
Mick: Well, you hit an artery, you're bound to get some of that.
Josef: So you're telling me some poser wanna-be drinking blood out of a Snoop Dog chalice is behind this?
Mick: Yeah, something like that.
Josef: Why haven't you killed him?
Mick: Make yourself at home.
Josef: Already did. Poured myself a drink. [waves a glass of blood] You seriously drink this stuff? What is it, like non-fat soy Vegan blood?
Mick: If you don't like it... [reaches to take glass]
Josef: [holding glass closer] I didn't say that.
Mick: Are you sure?
Josef: Get out of here. I assume you don't have any freshies around. Nah, of course not.
Mick: Am I supposed to know why you're here, Josef?
Josef: [clicks on tv]
Expert on TV: It is possible that there is some truth behind the vampire myth. Perhaps there are some individuals with genetic dispositions that could consume and digest, blood.
Josef: Vampire experts. Beautiful - now we have the food mouthing off about the farmer. The whole city is talking. Wanna know what they're talking about? Us.
Mick: So it's a slow newsday.
Josef: No, that's not it. It's this reporter from Buzzwire, Beth somebody. She started the whole thing.
Mick: Beth Turner.
Josef: Oh, you know her?
Mick: We did some breaking and entering together.
Josef: Then you, my friend, must get her to stop.
Mick: Like what, she's driving along, and suddenly, her car explodes?
Josef: I was thinking you ask her nicely, but, fielder's choice.
Mick: Killer's not a vampire.
Josef: There were bite-marks.
Mick: [angry] Two stab-wounds.
Josef: And the blood?
Mick: Well, you hit an artery, you're bound to get some of that.
Josef: So you're telling me some poser wanna-be drinking blood out of a Snoop Dog chalice is behind this?
Mick: Yeah, something like that.
Josef: Why haven't you killed him?
TV Show: Moonlight
