Mr. Peabody and Sherman Quotes
Sherman: Gimme a break! It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park, or watch her while she's brushing her hair... or anything.
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George Washington: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men, and some dogs, are created equal.
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[people start coming to the present] Leonardo da Vinci: [lands on the WABAC]Hey, Peabody!
Sherman: Looks like the past is coming to us. [Leonardo falls off]
Robespierre: [lands on the WABAC]Oof! I will get you, dog! And your little boy, too! [falls off]
King Tut: [lands on the WABAC]Penny! My bride! [Sherman uses windshield wipers to chuck Tut away; Penny looks lovingly at Sherman, while Mr. Peabody glares at him]
Sherman: What?
Sherman: Looks like the past is coming to us. [Leonardo falls off]
Robespierre: [lands on the WABAC]Oof! I will get you, dog! And your little boy, too! [falls off]
King Tut: [lands on the WABAC]Penny! My bride! [Sherman uses windshield wipers to chuck Tut away; Penny looks lovingly at Sherman, while Mr. Peabody glares at him]
Sherman: What?
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Mr. Peabody: [after Sherman travels to a timeline in which he still exists]Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself.
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[from trailer] Mr. Peabody: You used time-travel improperly... we must rewrite history in order to save the universe!
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Mr. Peabody: Sherman, don't you remember why I told you to stay close to me during the French Revolution?
Sherman: Because after the French Revolution, it was gonna rain?
Mr. Peabody: Close. I said After the French Revolution comes... the Reign of Terror!
Sherman: Because after the French Revolution, it was gonna rain?
Mr. Peabody: Close. I said After the French Revolution comes... the Reign of Terror!
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Mr. Peabody: [after hypnotizing Penny's parents]I learned that from a swami at the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali.
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Mr. Peabody: So, what did you learn today, Sherman?
Sherman: That the French Revolution was crazy.
Mr. Peabody: How so?
Sherman: All those guys getting their heads chopped off, and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.
Mr. Peabody: And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution if she'd simply issued an edict to distribute bread amongst the poor. But then, she couldn't have had her desert.
Sherman: Why not, Mr. Peabody?
Mr. Peabody: Because, Sherman, you can't have your cake and edict, too.
Sherman: [laughs]I don't get it.
Sherman: That the French Revolution was crazy.
Mr. Peabody: How so?
Sherman: All those guys getting their heads chopped off, and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.
Mr. Peabody: And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution if she'd simply issued an edict to distribute bread amongst the poor. But then, she couldn't have had her desert.
Sherman: Why not, Mr. Peabody?
Mr. Peabody: Because, Sherman, you can't have your cake and edict, too.
Sherman: [laughs]I don't get it.
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Mr. Peabody: Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, they get married too young in Ancient Egypt... or perhaps I'm just some old Giza.
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[from trailer] Mr. Peabody: You used the WABAC?
Sherman: Yeah... she was into it.
Sherman: Yeah... she was into it.
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[first lines] Mr. Peabody: Our story begins high over New York City, in the luxurious penthouse apartment of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known. [Camera pans to Peabody in an upside-down position]
Mr. Peabody: Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga. You were expecting downward dog, perhaps? [Jumps into upright position]
Mr. Peabody: My name is Mr. Peabody.
Mr. Peabody: Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga. You were expecting downward dog, perhaps? [Jumps into upright position]
Mr. Peabody: My name is Mr. Peabody.
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[Robespierre uses a taser in the French Revolution] Robespierre: [gets shocked]Ooh-la-la!
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Sherman: Who is he?
Mr. Peabody: He is Ay.
Sherman: He is you?
Ay: I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
Mr. Peabody: He is Ay.
Sherman: He is you?
Ay: I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
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Penny Peterson: [to Sherman]Ugh! What's the Egyptian word for tattle-tale?
Mr. Peabody: Mufshi asur. But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home.
Penny Peterson: Who died and made you Pharaoh?
Mr. Peabody: Mufshi asur. But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home.
Penny Peterson: Who died and made you Pharaoh?
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Sherman: Where are we going today, Mr. Peabody?
Mr. Peabody: Not where, Sherman... When.
Mr. Peabody: Not where, Sherman... When.
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Sherman: Why not go to the future?
Mr. Peabody: The future?
Sherman: I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.
Mr. Peabody: The future?
Sherman: I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.
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Mr. Peabody: If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I wouldd say you were jealous.
Sherman: Jealous? Of what?
Mr. Peabody: Tut's affection for Penny, of course.
Sherman: You think I *like* Penny?
Mr. Peabody: Mm-hmm.
Sherman: Jealous? Of what?
Mr. Peabody: Tut's affection for Penny, of course.
Sherman: You think I *like* Penny?
Mr. Peabody: Mm-hmm.
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Penny Peterson: No, don't, Ms. Grunion, please! This is all my fault. I started it. I'm so sorry, Sherman.
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Penny Peterson: Here, Sherman! You fly it!
Sherman: But, I don't want to fly!
Penny Peterson: Sure you do! It'll be fun!
Sherman: But, I don't want to fly!
Penny Peterson: Sure you do! It'll be fun!
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Penny Peterson: If you're such a great parent, why is Ms. Grunion trying to take Sherman away from you?
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Mr. Peabody: This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled! Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.
Leonardo da Vinci: I can-a build a catapult. And, we go very fast.
Albert Einstein: But, remember, as you approach the speed of light, gravity will get too strong.
Isaac Newton: Oh, indeed. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Agamemnon: How about we just punch that big hole in the face?
Leonardo da Vinci: I can-a build a catapult. And, we go very fast.
Albert Einstein: But, remember, as you approach the speed of light, gravity will get too strong.
Isaac Newton: Oh, indeed. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Agamemnon: How about we just punch that big hole in the face?
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Sherman: I got an idea. Come on!
Penny Peterson: Where are we gonna go?
Sherman: We're going home. There's only one person who can help us and that's Mr. Peabody.
Penny Peterson: What are you talking about? How is that even possible?
Sherman: We've got a time machine, Penny! I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr. Peabody is still there.
Penny Peterson: But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed.
Sherman: What choice do we have?
Penny Peterson: Where are we gonna go?
Sherman: We're going home. There's only one person who can help us and that's Mr. Peabody.
Penny Peterson: What are you talking about? How is that even possible?
Sherman: We've got a time machine, Penny! I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr. Peabody is still there.
Penny Peterson: But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed.
Sherman: What choice do we have?
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Sherman: He calls it the WABAC.
Penny Peterson: So... where have you gone in it?
Sherman: Not where, Penny, when.
Penny Peterson: So... where have you gone in it?
Sherman: Not where, Penny, when.
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Penny Peterson: Sherman? Sherman! Are you okay?
Sherman: That was pretty fantastic!
Sherman: That was pretty fantastic!
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Sherman: This is crazy!
Penny Peterson: No it's not Sherman. It's fun!
Penny Peterson: No it's not Sherman. It's fun!
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