Mr. Show Quotes

Bob: With our help, you'll laugh your sales right through the... roof!
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Young Josh Fenderman (unknown): IT'S PUMPKININNNNNNY!!!
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Girlfriend (Jill): ...you GAVE people blowjobs?
Boyfriend (Bob): The most people!
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Member of "2001: A New Wave Godyssey" (Scott Aukerman): Heavens to Betsy, I've invented a praying machine!
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Larry Turnauer, a.k.a. Marilyn Monster (David): And don't forget to break some rules. But... Don't break any rules.
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Mary Lynn Rajskub/Guests: Hey everybody, it's Bob and David!
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Unknown speaker: The ghost of Gene Wilder began to prematurely haunt an elderly couple in Maine. When reached for comment, the ghost said "Jesus Christ, how long do I have to wait for this guy to drop? He hasn't done anything for-fucking-ever." Mr. Wilder attempted to reach us to comment, but we wouldn't accept the charges.
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