Mr. Show with Bob and David Quotes
Bob: When you came here, your heads were filled with soup. When you leave here, your mind will be like... a steel trap. A steel trap with the bloody foot of law caught in it, crying for its mommy.
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Bob: Every time a cast member swears, they have to put a nickel in the swearing jar.
David: [drops a nickel into an already full jar] The money goes to Swears For Cares, an non-profit organization committed to raising money through swearing.
Bob: So hopefully, we'll make a little difference.
David: [holds up a nickel] A little *****ing* difference.
David: [drops a nickel into an already full jar] The money goes to Swears For Cares, an non-profit organization committed to raising money through swearing.
Bob: So hopefully, we'll make a little difference.
David: [holds up a nickel] A little *****ing* difference.
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David: I'll tell you where they are. They're out there laughing. Laughing at you. They're laughing at the big, fat asshole.
Movie: Mr. Show with Bob and David
Jay Johnston: Tonight, the part of Bob Odenkirk will be played by... Kedzie Matthews! Winner of the San Diego Red Owl Rye Laff-Quest and College Comic of the Year, Southwest Region, 1992.
Movie: Mr. Show with Bob and David
[singing]
Bob and David: I don't care what you say/ We're going on a holiday.
Bob and David: I don't care what you say/ We're going on a holiday.
Movie: Mr. Show with Bob and David