Munnabhai M.B.B.S. Quotes
Murli Prasad Sharma: [singing] My name? You haven't heard yet? Munnabhai... M.B.B.S.!
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Murli Prasad Sharma: Wow, Anand bhai, you look like a hero! All the nurses are going to fight over you!
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Dr. J. Asthana: May I ask what is happening here?
Murli Prasad Sharma: No!
Murli Prasad Sharma: No!
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Murli Prasad Sharma: [seeing goons taking down the hospital sign] HEY! Don't touch that signboard! My father's name is on that sign! Hands off! Bastards! Don't you dare! [He goes berserk, and has to be restrained by Circuit]
Movie: Munnabhai M.B.B.S.
Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I've decided I'm going to be a doctor...
Circuit: Uh... bro, why don't you go to sleep, and we'll talk about it in the morning...
Murli Prasad Sharma: I knew you'd say that - you think I'm sloshed, don't you? I'm serious!
Circuit: But, bro, what's the point?
Murli Prasad Sharma: The point? Circuit, the point is that my father will be proud of me! You should've been there - that baldy stood there insulting my father, and I just kept quiet! I'll show him! I'll become a doctor like him and marry his daughter! Circuit, find me the best medical college in Mumbai...!
Circuit: Uh... bro, why don't you go to sleep, and we'll talk about it in the morning...
Murli Prasad Sharma: I knew you'd say that - you think I'm sloshed, don't you? I'm serious!
Circuit: But, bro, what's the point?
Murli Prasad Sharma: The point? Circuit, the point is that my father will be proud of me! You should've been there - that baldy stood there insulting my father, and I just kept quiet! I'll show him! I'll become a doctor like him and marry his daughter! Circuit, find me the best medical college in Mumbai...!
Movie: Munnabhai M.B.B.S.
[Circuit accompanies Munnabhai to his college room]
Circuit: [looking around] What the...? It ends almost right where it begins!
Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, do you know why God sent me to this college?
Circuit: God certainly never told me!
Murli Prasad Sharma: Because he wants me to settle a score with the man who made my father cry!
Circuit: Okay, if it's settled with God, all right!
Circuit: [looking around] What the...? It ends almost right where it begins!
Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, do you know why God sent me to this college?
Circuit: God certainly never told me!
Murli Prasad Sharma: Because he wants me to settle a score with the man who made my father cry!
Circuit: Okay, if it's settled with God, all right!
Movie: Munnabhai M.B.B.S.