Muppets Most Wanted Quote

Kermit
Gonzo
Fozzie Bear
Miss Piggy
Rowlf the Dog
Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel']We're doing a sequel
Beaker: [Beaker is teleported into a monitor with a test pattern screen, running frantically]Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Kermit
Gonzo
Fozzie Bear
Miss Piggy
Rowlf the Dog
Scooter: Let's give it a shot,
Kermit: All we need now is a half-decent plot...
Gonzo: Got it: an epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed, purple thing and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo: [the scenery falls over]I call it: Gonzo With the Wind.
Camilla: [Camilla clucks]
Kermit: Does anybody have any other ideas?
Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!
Kermit: Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
Miss Piggy: It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other a lot!
Kermit: Uh...
Swedish Chef: [subtitled Swedish-sounding gibberish]How about a film on the existential conundrum of religious faith?
Kermit: I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.
Dominic Badguy: [Ricky Gervais appearing as himself]Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?
Kermit: [Kermit gasps in surprise]That's perfect!

Movie: Muppets Most Wanted

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