Muppets Most Wanted Quotes
[singing, after interrogating the Muppets about the robberies] Jean Pierre Napoleon: They didn't!
Sam Eagle: No they didn't!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: There's no way they did a crime!
Sam Eagle: They couldn't, they're too stupid!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: They're not criminal masterminds!
Sam Eagle: They may not know who did it, but we know they didn't do it!
Jean Pierre Napoleon ,
Sam Eagle: So we know who didn't do it, we know who didn't do it!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: They're incapable of being culpable!
Sam Eagle: No they didn't!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: There's no way they did a crime!
Sam Eagle: They couldn't, they're too stupid!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: They're not criminal masterminds!
Sam Eagle: They may not know who did it, but we know they didn't do it!
Jean Pierre Napoleon ,
Sam Eagle: So we know who didn't do it, we know who didn't do it!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: They're incapable of being culpable!
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Kermit: Piggy, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding...
Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie... I'm so glad you did. [they kiss]
Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie... I'm so glad you did. [they kiss]
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Fozzie Bear: I can do an Elvis impression!
Sam Eagle ,
Jean Pierre Napoleon: ...Thank you, Muppets! No more questions!
Sam Eagle ,
Jean Pierre Napoleon: ...Thank you, Muppets! No more questions!
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Swedish Chef: Shern de shern de herf! Sher de chicky en de farney hug!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: To help with our investigation, can you do a full translation?
Translator: What the Chef said to you was Schnoop do schnnop do schnook. It's not Swedish.
Jean Pierre Napoleon: To help with our investigation, can you do a full translation?
Translator: What the Chef said to you was Schnoop do schnnop do schnook. It's not Swedish.
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[Constantine tries to escape in a helicopter] Constantine: Something's wrong! We're not moving! [the Muppets have made a ladder out of themselves to stop the copter]
Constantine: You are ruining my getaway!
Constantine: You are ruining my getaway!
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[Fozzie climbs on top of Floyd Pepper] Floyd Pepper: Hey, watch the hair, bear!
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[Constantine sees Dominic in an animal suit] Constantine: Number Two, you look ridiculous! Why are you wearing that?
Dominic Badguy: Because I am the Lemur, and the world's new No 1 Criminal! That's right, this is where I double-cross you!
Constantine: First rule of double-cross: you don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule, because it's so obvious! [blows up Dominic]
Dominic Badguy: Because I am the Lemur, and the world's new No 1 Criminal! That's right, this is where I double-cross you!
Constantine: First rule of double-cross: you don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule, because it's so obvious! [blows up Dominic]
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The Newsman: Muppet News Flash! Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog, has escaped from a maximum-security Gulag in Siberia, Russia. This move has leapfrogged Constantine to the number-one most wanted criminal in the world, one place ahead of the mysterious Lemur.
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[first lines] Film Crew: And cut!
Walter: Wow, that was so amazing!
Kermit: Walter, you did a wonderful job.
Walter: Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
Miss Piggy: We got it.
Kermit: We got it, yup.
Film Crew: [speaks into bullhorn]Movie's over, people, go home. That is a wrap.
Scooter: Okay, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9's, and we'll see you on the next one.
Scooter: [crew leaves the set]So uh, what do we do now?
Fozzie Bear: Well, we're together again. We got the theater and all our fans are back.
Rowlf the Dog: Actually, those were extras.
Fozzie Bear: I saw a few tapping their toes.
Scooter: Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Fozzie Bear: Oh.
Miss Piggy: Or, maybe since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie.
Kermit: [stammering]Well... I mean, maybe I could-...
Walter: Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
Statler: Oh no, disaster! That can only mean one thing!
Waldorf: Doggone it, you're right.
Statler: Mm-hmm.
Waldorf: It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
Statler ,
Waldorf: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Walter: Wow, that was so amazing!
Kermit: Walter, you did a wonderful job.
Walter: Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
Miss Piggy: We got it.
Kermit: We got it, yup.
Film Crew: [speaks into bullhorn]Movie's over, people, go home. That is a wrap.
Scooter: Okay, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9's, and we'll see you on the next one.
Scooter: [crew leaves the set]So uh, what do we do now?
Fozzie Bear: Well, we're together again. We got the theater and all our fans are back.
Rowlf the Dog: Actually, those were extras.
Fozzie Bear: I saw a few tapping their toes.
Scooter: Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Fozzie Bear: Oh.
Miss Piggy: Or, maybe since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie.
Kermit: [stammering]Well... I mean, maybe I could-...
Walter: Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
Statler: Oh no, disaster! That can only mean one thing!
Waldorf: Doggone it, you're right.
Statler: Mm-hmm.
Waldorf: It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
Statler ,
Waldorf: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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[Gonzo's Running With the Bulls stunt is a disaster] Gonzo: Who could have thought that this would go wrong?
Salma Hayek: I did.
Salma Hayek: I did.
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Kermit ,
Fozzie Bear ,
Miss Piggy ,
Gonzo ,
Rowlf the Dog ,
Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel']We're doing a sequel...
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I don't mean to be a stickler, But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture
Fozzie Bear ,
Miss Piggy ,
Gonzo ,
Rowlf the Dog ,
Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel']We're doing a sequel...
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I don't mean to be a stickler, But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture
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Kermit ,
Gonzo ,
Fozzie Bear ,
Miss Piggy ,
Rowlf the Dog ,
Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel']We're doing a sequel
Beaker: [Beaker is teleported into a monitor with a test pattern screen, running frantically]Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Kermit ,
Gonzo ,
Fozzie Bear ,
Miss Piggy ,
Rowlf the Dog ,
Scooter: Let's give it a shot,
Kermit: All we need now is a half-decent plot...
Gonzo: Got it: an epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed, purple thing and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo: [the scenery falls over]I call it: Gonzo With the Wind.
Camilla: [Camilla clucks]
Kermit: Does anybody have any other ideas?
Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!
Kermit: Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
Miss Piggy: It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other a lot!
Kermit: Uh...
Swedish Chef: [subtitled Swedish-sounding gibberish]How about a film on the existential conundrum of religious faith?
Kermit: I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.
Dominic Badguy: [Ricky Gervais appearing as himself]Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?
Kermit: [Kermit gasps in surprise]That's perfect!
Gonzo ,
Fozzie Bear ,
Miss Piggy ,
Rowlf the Dog ,
Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel']We're doing a sequel
Beaker: [Beaker is teleported into a monitor with a test pattern screen, running frantically]Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Kermit ,
Gonzo ,
Fozzie Bear ,
Miss Piggy ,
Rowlf the Dog ,
Scooter: Let's give it a shot,
Kermit: All we need now is a half-decent plot...
Gonzo: Got it: an epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed, purple thing and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo: [the scenery falls over]I call it: Gonzo With the Wind.
Camilla: [Camilla clucks]
Kermit: Does anybody have any other ideas?
Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!
Kermit: Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
Miss Piggy: It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other a lot!
Kermit: Uh...
Swedish Chef: [subtitled Swedish-sounding gibberish]How about a film on the existential conundrum of religious faith?
Kermit: I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.
Dominic Badguy: [Ricky Gervais appearing as himself]Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?
Kermit: [Kermit gasps in surprise]That's perfect!
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