Muppets Tonight Quote

Clifford: [Adressing the Audience] Excuse me while I see what we have in our vast reservoire of talent. Later! [Walks off to meet Rizzo] Yo, Riz, Riz! What ya got for me?
Rizzo: Well, I'm afraid our vast reservoire is more like a vast desert. All we got is dancing grandmas!
Clifford: Oah, that doesn't sound good!
Rizzo: It's either that or Seymore and Pepe doing German opera.
[Seymour and Pepe do their song]
Seymour: Hi, there!
Pepe: Ah, Aah!
Seymour: I'm Tristan.
Pepe: I'm Isolde.
Together: We're two of a kind!
Pepe: We both wear lederhosen,
Seymour: and we're swimming up the Rhine.
Together: Tadaa!
Clifford: I'll go and introduce the grandmas.
Rizzo: Yeah.

TV Show: Muppets Tonight

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