Muppets Tonight Quote
Kermit the Frog: Err, Mr. Grouper
Ernst Stavros Grouper: Yes my little funky monkey
Kermit the Frog: I am a frog, I am not a monkey,
Ernst Stavros Grouper: Yes, and the Elephant Man is a human being, what else is new!
Kermit the Frog: Well, I tell you what's new. Just because you bought the company does not give you the right to come in here and push the Muppets around.
Ernst Stavros Grouper: What are you saying Virgil?
Kermit the Frog: I tell you what I'm saying: if the muppets can't be who the muppets are, then I quit, Grouper, I quit, quit, quit!
Ernst Stavros Grouper: [sweet] Virgil, Virgil, my spunky little funky monkey, you cannot quit.
Kermit the Frog: Why is that?
Ernst Stavros Grouper: Because you're fired!! Muhahahaha!
Ernst Stavros Grouper: Yes my little funky monkey
Kermit the Frog: I am a frog, I am not a monkey,
Ernst Stavros Grouper: Yes, and the Elephant Man is a human being, what else is new!
Kermit the Frog: Well, I tell you what's new. Just because you bought the company does not give you the right to come in here and push the Muppets around.
Ernst Stavros Grouper: What are you saying Virgil?
Kermit the Frog: I tell you what I'm saying: if the muppets can't be who the muppets are, then I quit, Grouper, I quit, quit, quit!
Ernst Stavros Grouper: [sweet] Virgil, Virgil, my spunky little funky monkey, you cannot quit.
Kermit the Frog: Why is that?
Ernst Stavros Grouper: Because you're fired!! Muhahahaha!
TV Show: Muppets Tonight
