My Best Girl Quotes
Maggie Johnson: I love you, Joe... but I can never, never marry you.
[pause]
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!
[pause]
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!
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Maggie Johnson: I love you, Joe... but I can never, never marry you. [pause]
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!
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Maggie Johnson: I love you, Joe... but I can never, never marry you.
[pause]
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!
[pause]
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!
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Professor Turner: See I always knew your mom was the best it was ever going to get for me. And I never asked the more important question which is, was I the best it was ever going to get for her?
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Professor Turner: The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!
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Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.
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Tank: Easy, Urlacher. Ever notice it's the linebackers concerned with people not eating? If the pussy police here would stop ordering her french fries tempura...
Claire: I just had a child!
Tank: Well, congratulations. I'm sure he was probably delicious. Looks like you downed the whole thing.
Claire: I just had a child!
Tank: Well, congratulations. I'm sure he was probably delicious. Looks like you downed the whole thing.
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Tank: [Addressing Alexis] Well at least I can hide my shame in my pants. What really sucks is having the ass the size of a miniature Mediterranean donkey.
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Tank: Whats the plan for tonight? Bring this girl back here. Pop open a bottle of chloroform. Insert tab A in slot b, repeat as necessary.
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Tank: How do I bump into her?
Craig: She's a high school English teacher.
Tank: I can't really hang around high school these days unfortunately.
Craig: She's a high school English teacher.
Tank: I can't really hang around high school these days unfortunately.
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