My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Quotes

Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.

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Toula: [to Paris]Why do you want to leave me?
Gus: [coughs]Payback.

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Paris: It's what I want to do.
Mana-Yiayia: [knowingly]But it's not.

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Aunt Voula: [to Toula]You're welcome. Shave everything. EVERYTHING. Ooh!

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Gus: She's only coming there if you teach greek history.
Northwestern Rep: Ofcourse, we have an outstanding classics program. Greek. Italian.
Gus: The greeks invented italian. [Northwestern rep laughs and then realises that Gus is being serious]

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Aunt Voula: He's your partner? Or your partner?
Angelo: He's both.

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Maria: Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!
Aunt Voula: [to Maria]If your knees are open, shut your eyes.

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Aunt Voula: Stop trying to fix everything. You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more.

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Maria: It's okay, Mrs. White. [Mrs. White's dog barks. Portokalos dog barks back]
Mrs. White: [to Portokalos dog]Quiet! Sh-shhh! Stop! Quiet!
Maria: He doesn't speak english. [to her dog in greek]
Maria: Bite her tomorrow.

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Gus: The greeks invented hockey.
Costa: Yes. Because what do you play hockey on? Ice.
Aristotle: What is the greek word for ice? Pago.
Costa: Pago, puck. There you go.
Aristotle: There you go.
Gus: There you go.

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Gus: We need to find a boyfriend for Paris.
Panos: How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?
Gus: Everybody on that island has six toes.
Panos: Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.

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Nick: Oh, no, no, don't click on that dad, that's porn.
Gus: It's porn?
Nick
Gus: Oooooo, ho... ho... ho... ho.

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Toula: [imitating Gus]Yeah dad, you better get married, you're starting to look old.

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Ian: Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state.
Toula: Uh-huh.
Maria: What is that, reverse psychology? [Smiles on Toula and Ian's face vanishes]
Athena: That never works.
Maria: That never works.
Paris: That never works.

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Maria: Your father may be crazy, but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. YOU ARE. SORRY.

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Gus: What's that thing called where they search for the uh... uh... DNA.
Toula: A crime scene.
Gus: No, no, where their families come from.
Toula: Oh... the... find your ancestry site.

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Gus: Now, give me a word, any word; and I will show you how the root of that word is greek.
Costa: Uuuuh, facebook.
Gus: Huh, the greeks invented facebook. We called it the telephone.

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Toula: Your hip is better. The physicotherapy is working.
Gus: It's not that therapy. I can fix it myself. [puts some Windex in his pants]
Toula: Ofcourse.
Gus: Ooh... ooh!

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Nikki: [to grandma]Mana-yiayia, have a seat.

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