My Chauffeur Quotes

Battle: ****ING *****.
Casey: There you go.
Battle: SCREW HER.
Casey: That's right.
Battle: Yeah, I didn't like her anyway. She smelled funny.

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Casey: We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy.

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Casey: [Southern Belle Accent] My, my, it's hot. But thank God it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to silly me. A sticky desert. That's as foolish as a... an intelligent woman. How ridiculous. What nonsense. God, I miss Tara.

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Jenkins: A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around.

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McBride: Giles.
Giles: Yes, sir.
McBride: Get her a uniform
Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?

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O'Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you?
Jenkins: I've seen enough titties in my time.
Moses: I haven't.
Fourth Chauffeur: Been a hundred years since I seen a good titty.
Moses: No such thing as a bad titty.
Jenkins: Goddamn it. There now. That's my point. The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples.
Moses: Didn't mention nipples.
Fourth Chauffeur: We was speaking of the titty as a whole.

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