My Family Quote

Susan: Come on, it's just us girls, so tell.
Janey: Nothing to tell.
Susan: All right, OK; I was just curious, you know. I'm here, you're here, no pressure. Whenever you want to talk. [Susan reads the newspaper]
Susan: Oh for God's sake. The only reason why I had a daughter was to have these intimate moments. Give me something.
Janey: OK, well, what do you want to hear? That dinner was nice, the movie was OK; oh, and he was a great kisser until he wouldn't stop.
Susan: Stop kissing?
Janey: What do you think?
Susan: Oh my God.
Janey: Oh, please mum. It's not an 'oh my God'; it could have been but it wasn't.
Susan: What did you do?
Janey: Well, he didn't understand the word no, so I used international sign language - heel palm to the jaw! We learnt it in PE.
Susan: Good Lord, all we learnt in PE was how to climb a rope.
Janey: What, in case the Vikings attacked?

TV Show: My Family

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